Tag: Politics

Car Music Tomorrow

I promised myself I’d do some singing in the car this morning before the cleaning and de-christmasing started.

I didn’t.

Now I am promising myself I’ll do some singing in the car before the cleaning re-commences in the morning. You heard it here first and unlike the terrorist who attacked the US Capital this week and now today are blaming it on antifa, including the clowns saying they just followed antifa into the building so they could use the bathroom, I am not taking fantasies out of my ass.

The fact that cheeto McClownshoes hasn’t been removed from office yet is insulting beyond words. He instigates a terrorist attack on the federal government and there are no consequences. Osama Bin Laden must be really jealous right now, assuming he gets internet from his grave at the bottom of the sea.

Car music in the morning. 25th amendment in the afternoon. Impeachment on Monday. Do your fucking jobs. Remove the head of the terrorist cult from power. Now.

Also, antifa is not an organization. I know this for a fact. How do I know this for a fact? I know this for a fact because if antifa were an actual organization I would be a member. Q.E.Fucking.D.

Whack a Mole

So yeah, anyone seen anything good on Twitter lately?

Last night was insane. Twitter finally (FINALLY) banned trump after years of easily verifiable lies, inciting violence, and (probably most important from Twitter’s point of view) violating the terms of service. It was glorious. Millions of American voices cried out in bliss all at once.

My first thought (did I write it here or somewhere else?) was, how long until bunkerbitch realizes he can still tweet from @potus? Well, not very long. He sent a tweet from that account and Twitter immediately removed it. It was almost like they expected it. How ’bout that?

When he realized he had been thwarted a second time he went to one of his campaign accounts and tried to tweet from there. Once again, immediately banned. Then he tried to tweet from a staff member’s account and that was banned too. Today I read (but did not confirm) that Don Jr’s account has been banned. Did daddy cheeto try to tweet from there?

The part of this that amazes me the most, outside of all of the maga cult people saying his first amendment rights are being violated when anyone who has ever paid attention in a Junior High School civics class knows that they are not, is that he has an entire core of press assigned to cover the white house 24 hours a day. If he wanted to get word out to his cult all he needed to do was walk down the fucking hall and have a press conference. I mean, it is literally part of his job! Nope, it has to be Twitter because his ego is completely wrapped up in the number of followers he had on his account. He’s a child. A whiny, bratty, little three year old child.

Oh, and for the record I currently have 711 followers on Twitter. That’s 711 more than trumpy the nazi clown. @RobJ_ is totes winning this race.

Impeach Him Again

The word coming out of Washington is that if cheeto doesn’t resign, or Pence and the cabinet do not enact the 25th Amendment and remove trump from power, they will begin impeachment proceedings by Monday.

Trumps term ends in 12 days. Just imagine the amount of damage the deranged, fascist, lunatic can do in 12 days. He needs to be removed now. Right now. Immediately. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. Cabinet members are resigning left and right. They are saying that cheeto’s terrorist attack on the Congress is the reason but that’s a clear lie. They are resigning because they don’t want to be part of the 25th Amendment discussion. Cowards. Fascists. Traitors. But, they aren’t actually breaking any laws so what can you do?

Monday is January 11th. The inauguration is January 20th. Why are we wasting three days? Start the impeachment process right now. It’s not like there’s a lot of investigating to do. Literally everything happened either on television or in front of your eyes. We all saw all of it. Impeach him right now. Immediately.

If you think that 3-12 days worth of a continued trump administration is nothing to fear, then read this:

Now do you understand why I want him gone right now? I want him impeached, I want the 25th enacted, I want him arrested for treason and terrorism. I want him to be moved as far from the nuclear codes as humanly possible.

Screwy Day

This has been a screwy day. Fortunately it hasn’t been as screwy as yesterday. American citizens didn’t storm the US capital to disrupt the constitution. We’ve got that going for us at least.

Pelosi says it’s time for the 25th amendment. I hate to break it to you, but the time for the 25th amendment was probably before the president of the united states sent terrorists to attack the congress. That’s just my $0.02 though.

I have a splitting headache. We still have one day to go until the weekend. Five day weeks just seem endless right now, especially when they include mass acts of treason.

I’m so tired of this. So many of my fellow americans can just go suck it.

A Quick Nap

The joint session of Congress certified the electoral college results over night. Joe Biden is our next President… again… still.

Now our government gets to take a bit of a nap to recharge after a bad day and then the Vice President and the cabinet enact the 25th amendment and remove Trump from power and the House of Representatives starts new impeachment proceedings… right?

Congress

It’s after my bed time and my laptop battery is getting close to dying. I worked on bass and drums for two songs tonight while also trying to follow the goings on in Washington. Chuck Schumer is kinda my Senate hero after using the T word. He called the rioters domestic terrorists. A perfectly accurate description.

I know that at least the Senate has voted to accept the Arizona electoral votes despite the first objections. I’m proud of them for working through the night. How decidedly un-McConnell like. I guess all we needed to whip the fascists was to have someone attack them personally.

It sounds like Trump’s cabinet might be resigning soon. It’s about fucking time, you fascist pricks. We’ve also heard that the 25th amendment was seriously discussed at one point today. Again, it’s about time you assholes did something about this.

Here’s to certifying the electoral votes, and here’s to the fascists finally showing their true selves and getting bitch slapped right out of existence. (well… as for that last bit… let’s hope that’s how it plays out)

Calls to Stand Down

It’s fucking hysterical. I keep hearing about government officials asking trump to tell the terrorists to stand down.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Trump is THE REASON ITS HAPPENING. He’s not going to tell them to stop, this is what he wants. He all but told them to do it during his speech earlier today. Why would he tell his personal army of hillbilly assholes to stop? How thick can you get?

This is his doing.

Third World Nation

I’m listening to an NBC News audio feed and I just heard a congress woman compare the situation at the Capital right now to a third world country.

That’s us. We are what cheeto once called a shit hole country. I heard a few minutes ago that they are going to send in the National Guard. The fascists and the terrorists are in charge right now.

Welp, the US had a good 245 year run. It’s over now.

Embarrassing

Are you following the idiocy going on in Washington right now? It’s embarrassing. On the one hand we have fascist legislators calling into question the legitimacy of the presidential election because some guy said so. That’s what it comes down to. Ted Cruz, the schmuck of all schmucks who thinks that being as evil as trump might get him elected president someday, argued that a lot of americans doubt the election so we should scrap the whole process. Fuck you Ted.

On the other hand, cheeto’s mob of cult members spent some time sucking at his teat today before storming the capital building. The law and order party is rioting against Capital Police as I type this. The blue lives matter party is attacking police officers. This is terrorism. It’s that simple. It is terrorism orchestrated by the cult leader. Every single one of these people need to do time for this. Trump included. Terrorists. All of you. Fuck you all.

No proof. None. There was no massive election fraud that changed the outcome of the election. If proof existed why didn’t you give it to the courts? You didn’t give it to the courts because it doesn’t exist. Fuck you, Cheeto.

I am ashamed to be an American right now. Evil has taken over. It’s going to fail, of course, but that doesn’t negate anything that’s happening today. We are no longer a democracy. We are a fascist nightmare. Evil is in charge of our country. We’re finished. America is over. Fuck you, nazi fucks.

Georgia!

Warnock beat Loeffler!
Ossoff has a decent lead over Perdue but it’s still too close to call.

We are one baby step closer to removing the fascists from power in the Senate. We’ve already taken the House. On 1/20 we’ll have the White House again.

The full Congress meets to certify the Electoral College vote today and that is going to be a shit show for the ages. In a sane America today should be a rubber stamp. In our current fascist anti-American nightmare it’s a gift wrapped chance for the next phase of the ol’ cheeto coup d’état.

Crud.

Keep your fingers crossed that Ossoff can hold his lead and take that second Georgia Senate seat and boot the nazi shit sippers from the Senate.