Thursday Night Music

The March 2020 Music Album in a Month RPMarch thing whatever it’s called made progress tonight.  Two of the four rhythm guitar free songs now have rhythm guitar.  I played my SG tonight instead of my Les Paul.  I don’t know why.  It means I have SG Hipstamatic pics to post though.

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Shake to Shuffle rides again.

Music and Money

I’ve mentioned that at the start of March I decided to curb my post-RPM Challenge blues by doing another RPM Challenge.  I’m still working on it though it is very easy to be distracted by other things right now.  I’ve got two songs done, six more partially done, and I still need two more.

This morning there was a post on the RPM Challenge Facebook group (I didn’t check the actual RPM Challenge website, it might be there too) suggesting we all take advantage of being stuck at home indefinitely and do another RPM Challenge in April.  Good idea!  I mean, I was already planning on it, but I don’t have to do it alone.  Why not?  Why not use our stay-at-home time to do something creative?  I’m all for it… but I would have been without a global pandemic to lock me in the house so I guess I’m not the target audience there.

Turning to politics, remember when Andrew Yang was running for president and proposed giving everyone in the USA a $1,000 stipend every month?  I thought it was a good idea.  A creative way to help those in need as well as to stimulate the economy.  I also loved the implied, “you think Sanders is a socialist?  Wait till you get a load of this” vibe.

Yesterday Mittens Romney threw out a similar proposal.  Today Joe Kennedy did as well, though he provided some actual details with his idea.  Now it sounds like the fucking white house is jumping on the wagon.  They may be considering a plan similar to Yang’s.

First off, let me get it out of the way… if the dickless president really wants to make being anti-socialist a platform in his campaign, then giving away money isn’t a good way to do it.  I expect that anyone who ever said a negative word about socialism should refuse that money, right?  Just like they refuse public schools and public fire departments, and trash pick up, and police, and snow plows, and highways, and all of those other socialist things.

Second, can we just make Andrew Yang president now?  Like, let’s all vote today and just give him the job.  The proposal he made that everyone laughed at could very well be law within days.  Good work, Mr Yang.  Smart leadership is what we need and it is literally the furthest thing away from what we have.

So as for the social distancing, today is my second day working from home.  Yesterday felt like a normal telecommute day.  All day long I had this idea in the back of my mind that I would be back in the office tomorrow, same as any other telecommuting day.  It really wasn’t until I got up this morning and didn’t drive to work (I drove to the super market instead) that it really started sinking in.  Things are different.

There is a little sense of stir craziness, sure, but mostly what I am feeling today is the sense that this is going to be really hard to do.  Some how removing the commute and the office from the work day equation is going to make things more difficult?  I don’t get it, but that feels like where this is heading.  I wish I could explain it, but I can’t.

There is so much wrong with the world right now, and I’m not even talking about that textbook nazi prick in the white house.  There is so much out of wack that I can’t figure out what to focus my worries on.  I’m trying to only worry about things I can control like stocking the pantry and working from home and making sure everyone has what they need to do their work/school work without driving each other to drink (wink).  I don’t want to worry about all the other shit.  I don’t want to worry about the projections or the infection rates, or the mortality rates, or the stock market, or layoffs or closings, or the fact that I am weeks overdue for a haircut and now can’t get one (anyone want to lend me their flowbee?).

Positivity used to be the hardest thing in the world for me before I met Jen.  It’s still not easy, but it is closer to my normal mindset.  I am trying real hard to stay positive through all of this.  I may need to bash my guitar around in order to pull it off, but I owe it to everyone to do my best to keep the ship upright.  (I typo’d ship as shit and somehow that sounds better to me, hehe)

So keep your shit together, planet Earth.  I have faith in you.  You can do it.  Now let’s all celebrate St Patrick’s Day in our self imposed isolation by listening to some Irish music.  No, not U2.  No, not Makem and Clancy…

Rory Gallagher (I wanted the Irish Tour album but those pukes at Spotify don’t have it)

Yesterday’s Music

Here are the two songs I finished recording yesterday.  I mixed them this morning.  I bent my low-fi idea a little and put some more effects onto some of the tracks than I was planning on, but it’s still pretty simplistic.  No doubling anywhere (though there are more vocal harmonies than I was planning to do.  I have a hard time not putting harmonies into choruses).

And just for schnitzengiggles (we watched Beerfest last night) does wordpress.com recognize hearthis.at sets yet?

DOOOD!  IT RECOGNIZED THE SET!  (at least it did in preview mode, let’s publish the post and see what happens)

Addendum: The playlist displays, but it doesn’t seem to play anything but the first track.  That could be my browser though.

I’m a Terrible Musician

I finished two of my March Music songs today.  Everything’s done but the final mix.  I wrote two songs worth of melodies and lyrics, and then recorded two songs worth of vocals and lead guitars.

Given that these are the first two songs I’ve brought along this far this month it might be safe to assume they are my favorites of all of the things currently in progress (there are eight songs so far) and you would be correct.

After today’s contributions though, these are now officially the two worst songs I’ve ever written, the two worst vocal performances I’ve ever recorded, and the two worst guitar performances I’ve ever recorded.

I suck.

I tried to make myself feel better by going a little nutty with Hipstamatic.  Shake to Shuffle didn’t shake my current musical sucking.

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Guitars and Statistics

I doubled the number of songs with guitars recorded tonight.  I had three, now I have six.  They all suck and my attempts at keeping things low-fi are making them suck even more.  What can you do, right?  Two of the songs are in 7/8 time because prog, and two are in 3/4 time because… I don’t know, waltz maybe?

So… COVID-19.  WHO has declared it a pandemic.  Duh.  It is pretty global now so, yeah.  Pandemic.  Dig it?

I’m seeing all sorts of people calling the responses so far “panic”.  They don’t seem to get it.  It’s not panic, it’s resource management.  Every single infectious disease expert is telling us to put “social distance” into practice.  Why?  Resource management.  There are going to be x number of infections, based on the data we have from China, and y percent of those infections will require hospital care.  Finally, we only have z number of hospital beds available at any given time.  y is less than x, but y is greater than z.  Dig?  Statistically speaking there will be more infections requiring hospital care than there are hospital beds to put them in.  If we put “social distance” (I fucking LOVE that term and I’ve been practicing it since I was about four years old) into place then we spread out the infections over time, thus reducing the number of cases requiring hospital care at any one time so that suddenly y is less than z.  Boom.  Problem if not solved then partially alleviated.  Statistics, babie.  Stats for the win.

Read this from the New York Times: Flattening the Coronavirus Curve

Read this from WBUR: Harvard Global Health Expert: Mass. Hospitals Face Capacity Problem If Coronavirus Cases Spike Quickly

I Should Have Known That One

In last Sunday’s episode of The Walking Dead there is a scene (no spoilers) where Eugene is talking over the short wave radio.  He is trying to find a record to play a song to whoever he is talking to and he can’t find it.

I now know why he couldn’t find it.

The song was published in 2010… there is no way it would have been released on vinyl.  C’mon guys, you should have thought that through.

(okay, at this point I realize that I am not sure that he was digging through vinyl.  I just assumed that but he might have been digging through CDs.  I have to watch again to verify)

Worse than that?  Later in the show he sings the song and I didn’t recognize it.  I can’t say for sure, but I doubt I’d ever heard it before… but there is a chance I might have actually seen the band who wrote it do it live.

It was an Iron Maiden song.  It’s not from a record I really know at all, but I still should have freakin’ known it was an Iron Freakin’ Maiden song!  I am such a tool!

RPMarch 2020

Back in 2014 when I insanely did an album in a month project almost every month for the entire year, I started with RPM in February and then kicked off a new project in March.  I was looking at an old blog post where I referred to this 2nd month as RPMarch.  I also referred to how the nickname is ridiculously stupid, but I kept using it anyway.

Welp kiddies, RPMarch 2020 is well underway.  Three songs arranged with rhythm guitars.  One more is just a two bar guitar riff that I haven’t done anything with yet.  I will though, it’s mildly groovy in a dad-rock-bluesy kinda way (in other words it’s about as cool as rotting cheese).  I am such a tool.

The plan is simple.  Literally, that’s the plan.  Guitar, bass, drums, voice.  No doubling, just one rhythm guitar track played with as few punches as I can manage.  I’m also (gasp) not using any pedals (gasp, again).  I told you this was insane.  It’s just my Les Paul straight into my 15 watt Bassbreaker.  I’m not even using my tuner pedal.  Last Christmas I got a clip-on headstock tuner from my Secret Santa.  I’m using that.  I am only using one cable.  It’s utter madness!

191/365

Recording stuff before work also gives me a built in chance to cheat my way through the Flickr Photo a Day thingie. Happy day #191.

New Cream!

Today should be a national holiday.  No, an international holiday.  Hell, the entire known universe should get today off from work so they can celebrate.

There is a new Cream album!

Well… sort of.  It’s a four disc set that includes four shows from a stretch of US tour in 1968.  It’s called Goodbye Tour Live 1968, but I don’t think it’s from the last tour, I think these shows are pre-Wheels of Fire, but I don’t know the dates so I can’t say for sure.

A lot of this stuff has already been released.  I’m only four songs into my first listen and already there are two that I recognize.  White Room and Politician from the Oakland show are from Live Cream Vol II… I think.  White Room definitely is, Politician might be from Goodbye, but I’ll have to check on that.  I’m pretty sure it’s from vol. II though.  I’m guessing most of those early ’70’s live records came from these shows.  Did Wheels of Fire’s second disc?  I don’t know, but we’ll find out.  The first versions of Crossroads and Spoonful (I’m up to disc one, track five now) are not from Wheels of Fire, and I’m hearing them for the first time right now.  Crossroads sounds so under-rehearsed that they might have all been playing a different song (not really).  Spoonful sounds awesome.

Come and celebrate with me.  New Cream!  Rest in peace Jack Bruce, rest in peace Ginger Baker, and if the universe makes a move on Eric Clapton I’ll lose my shit in epic fashion.  Let’s all work together to keep our last surviving member of Cream safe and healthy for as long as we can, okay?

 

Addendum: I misspoke… mistyped?  whatever.  It’s not four US shows, it’s three.  Oakland Coliseum, Los Angeles Forum, and San Diego Sports Arena.  The fourth disc is from the final show at the Royal Albert Hall in London.  I’m hoping it’s not a straight pull from the movie soundtrack because I’ve always been disappointed in the sound quality.  I’m still on disc one, track five (a 16:46 take of Spoonful) so it will be a while before I find out.

Addendum II: Definitely not pre-Wheels of Fire.  I should have known.  Deserted Cities of the Heart from the Oakland show is the same as Live Cream vol II and Clapton introduces it as a “another one from Wheels of Fire.”  Duh.

Addendum III: Looking at the track list last week the one song that jumped out at me was Passing the Time.  I couldn’t imagine how they would work that one live as it seems very much a studio project to me.  What I didn’t notice was that Toad is not listed on the Oakland show.  That probably would have clued me in to what’s coming.  Passing the Time starts out roughly similar to the album arrangement (again, sounding woefully under-rehearsed) but instead of going into the first verse they jump right to the jam in the middle and then… drum solo.  A long drum solo.  My first thought was, will this show have two drum solos?  What about Toad?  That’s when I peeked ahead.  They did this instead of Toad.  Ah, I get it now.

Addendum IV: I’m So Glad from the Los Angeles show is definitely the same as the version on Goodbye.  It is just as freakin’ amazing as you remembered.  More importantly, Sitting on Top of the World from Los Angeles is also the same as Goodbye.  When guitar groups on Facebook ask everyone to list their favorite guitar solos, Sitting on Top of the World from Goodbye is usually one of the songs on my short list.  I’ve already listened to Politician from the L.A. show but it didn’t jump out at me as being familiar.  I might have to double back to that one.

Addendum V: Sunshine of Your Love from the Los Angeles show might be the best version ever.  Clapton is on fire.  There’s one interesting spot where Ginger Baker might have colossally screwed up, but like the jazz cat his was at heart he rolled with it and turned it into something really cool.  There’s also a moment when the bass disappears from the mix.  Was Jack Bruce having equipment issues, or is this one of those moments when one of the band members would stop playing and the other two wouldn’t even notice?

Ah, at the end of the song Clapton apologizes to the audience for the technical problem.  I guess he did notice!  Who said these guys weren’t paying attention to each other!

Addendum VI: Disc 2 track 10, Spoonful from the Los Angeles show.  Three word review:  Clapton is God.  Now an alternate two word review: Holy Shit!  This is why they were the best live band on Earth.  This is all you need to listen to.  Wow.

Addendum VII: The San Diego show on disc three is the weakest of the US shows by far.  There are moments when they sound almost lazy and disinterested.  After all the years I spent reading about how this band fell apart in its last few months, this is more like what I was expecting the whole box set to sound like.  The Los Angeles show being as good as it is was almost a surprise to me.  There are some stellar moments on disc three though.  I’m So Glad is played with an intensity that was unlike any version I’d heard before.  The jamming in Spoonful is incredible.  Clapton does a thing where he shreds for a bar, then switches to a warp speed version of the rhythm part for a bar and then repeats the pattern for a long time.  It’s a technique that Jack Bruce actually used all the time to allow him to improvise like a maniac and still hold the bass line.  It’s pretty cool.  It’s followed almost immediately by a (very) near train wreck as they completely butcher the transition from the jam back into the song.  Clapton misses his part altogether, but manages to hold on.  Bruce then does some really nice messing with the vocal melody on the last chorus.  It’s cool.

Addendum VIII: The London show is the movie soundtrack and it sounds just as atrocious as you’d expect.  It’s bootleg quality.  It almost sounds like someone set up a mic in the lobby and let it run.  That’s a little disappointing.  I know the performance is going to be outstanding, as they did go out with a bang, but I probably will never listen to this disc again.

Addendum IX: I’ve finished listening to the whole set.  All four discs.  Yes the London show sounds like shit, but the performance… oh my god.  During Baker’s drum solo on Toad it felt to me like I was listening to someone who didn’t want it to end.  Given the way he hammered his way into Blind Faith a few months later, that’s probably true.

That last show was in November 1968.  It was roughly two and a half years before I was born.  I wasn’t even a twinkle in my daddy’s eye at that point, as the saying goes.  Why then did I find myself feeling a little sad as they were bomb blasting their way through the last song, Stepping Out?  I knew it was the last moment in their collective career.  I knew that they knew it too.  Sure they got back together briefly a couple of times, and the London shows in 2005 were amazing (I haven’t heard the New York shows that followed, but rumor has it they were less than stellar), but this was it.  It was over and even though it was a little more than 51 years ago I was sad that it was ending.

I am such a tool.

I seem to recall one of them, Jack Bruce I think, saying something like as they were all back stage after the last show if one of them had decided to change their mind the others would have agreed and they could have continued.  Knowing what I know about the state of mind Eric Clapton was in at the time there is no way he would have suggested it.  He was the one who broke them up in the first place.  Still… it’s a nice thought in an alternate universe kinda way.  What would have happened if they had stuck around another couple of years.

In closing, I went back and listened to the Los Angeles show again and Politician is definitely the same as the version on Goodbye.  It makes sense that they would use the best of the shows for their last official/first posthumous release.  Sunshine of Your Love from that show is definitely the best version I’ve ever heard, even with the bass dropping out here and there.  You can almost hear Clapton and Baker communicating telepathically during the jam… Jack’s having problem, let’s just keep going until they get it straightened out.  That’s exactly what they did.  Ginger tried reigning it in and Eric just took over.  It would have been better if there was bass all the way through, but even with that hole it still sounds incredible.