Breakfast for Dinner

Rehab

Patches is glad that my father will be moving to another rehab facility today. It should happen around 4:00pm, half an hour from now.

This is the third facility this year. Please please please let him have better results this time.

Loki: Episode Two

Candle Race Winner

The great candle race of 2021 is over. The winner, by approximately an astronomical unit* is the red candle. You knew this because I bet on the blue candle.

*An astronomical unit is the average distance between the Earth and the Sun.

Another Day, Another Cat Pic

Totally random, pointless cat picture.

That’s why you all come here, right?

Candle Race Update

I started two Yankee Candles at the same time. I’ve never lit one without the other. It’s a candle race, babie! I put my money on the blue candle.

Much like my NHL predictions, my candle predictions just suck.

Armed and Dangerous

There was a moth in here the other day. Patches is ready in case it comes back. She’ll hold it down with one paw and stab it to death with the other. Patches is deadly with a butter knife.