We are trying to do some cleaning today. I’m trying to help but it is tiring me out quickly. I did rearrange my dresser so I now have a drawer for my growing collection of sweatpants.
Patches is not impressed, as always.

We are trying to do some cleaning today. I’m trying to help but it is tiring me out quickly. I did rearrange my dresser so I now have a drawer for my growing collection of sweatpants.
Patches is not impressed, as always.

Yesterday was the first tough day. One tablespoon of applesauce at 1:00pm pretty much screwed me up for hours to come. I had an epic ball of gas in my new stomach that more or less took over my afternoon. I took some Gas X for the first time ever and it helped a lot.
Jen suggested going for a walk outside. I got as far as the door before my stomach suggested I stay in. I spent some quality time in the bathroom before we tried again. It was 80 degrees out and absolutely gorgeous. We just walked down to the street and back and it was glorious. It was only a few minutes before I had to go back in and sit down, but it was so worth it.
In the end we went to bed early. I was still a bit uncomfortable but I was asleep before 10:00pm. I slept for an amazing nine hours. Holy shit! I woke up dehydrated and a little light headed, but after nine hours that seems expected, I think.
Jen made scrambled eggs for dinner last night. I had a table spoon then, and a tablespoon this morning and both times were amazing. I feel better already and I’m so grateful to her for the support she’s given me through all of this. I love her so much.
So one tough day down. There will be many more, I’m sure. Here’s to today being better.
This came out last weekend and I missed it because I was distracted by that whole surgery thing.
I can’t flipping wait for this show.
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So I’ve had my first post-op bad reaction to a food.
Fortunately it has nothing to do with the surgery and everything to do with, “what was I thinking?”
The applesauce I had for “lunch” has left me with the worst gas. Duh. It’s apples… of course it made me gassy.
There is a bit of a stomachache and I’m burping like you wouldn’t believe. At some point I expect to fart hard enough to launch my dumbass into orbit.
TMI?
I know I used to eat applesauce when I was a kid. I know I liked it.
Now?
I’m having 0.6 ounces of applesauce for lunch (about 0.25 grams of protein) and… well… I don’t think I like it anymore.
Live and learn, right?

There is going to be a Spinal Tap sequel! After 40 years we will finally know the next chapter!
Holy crap! It’s so exciting! Spinal Tap II, babie!
And just like that we get a game seven! See ya’ll on Saturday!
The Bruins won game six, 5-2, to stay alive for another day. Excellent!
The Bruins have a two goal lead after two periods. I’ve been watching the game out of the corner of my eye, and it sure looked like the Whalers carried the play for most of the second period. Here’s hoping the Bruins hang on.
Patches looks nervous, but the Bruins are in a good spot going into the third.


The Bruins are playing a must win game six. It’s win or go home. There is no score after one period. The home team won each of the first five games. We need that trend to continue.
Come on, Bruins. Let’s get it done.