The Bruins beat the Coyotes 2-1. Hard to believe it was that close against a team that bad. I’ll take it though.
The question now is, why am I still awake? The game is over. Go to bed.
My Apple Watch is charged. I was waiting for that but it’s done so go to bed.
I’m listening to music, but I can do that in the morning. Go to sleep.
I’ve got a little cut on the inside of my upper lip. Now that’s a good reason to still be awake, but it’s not that good a reason. Go to sleep.
Okay already. I’ll go to sleep. Sheesh, lay off, you jerk.