There’s a Bruins game today at 3:00 against the Flyers and it counts.
Teams on the playoff bubble when the season was suspended get themselves a play-in playoff round while the remaining teams at the top of the standings get a lame round robin seeding round. This means that if the Bruins have a couple of off games at the start they could end up being the first President’s trophy winner that isn’t the #1 seed in their conference.
Still, it’s better than having the four best teams in each conference wait while the rest of the league plays 3-5 games leading into the actual playoffs. We get the Flyers today at 3:00, the Lightning on Wednesday at 4:00 and the Capitals on Sunday, time TBD. All of the games will be played in an empty rink in Toronto and that’s perfectly fine with me.
The only thing I would do different, and this is purely selfish of me, is that I would add the numbers from this faux playoff round to the regular season. That’s really just so we can give David Pastrnak three more games to hit the 50 goal mark.
3:00pm. NESN. 98.5 The Sports Hub. Watch it, listen to it, whatever. Just be happy that the NHL is back and there are meaningful Bruins games coming.
ADDENDUM: Sorry, it’s on NBC Sports Network, not NESN.
The NHL is coming back. Play returns on August 1st. All teams qualifying for the play offs, including teams that will play in the extra play-in round will be assigned to either Edmonton (the Western Conference teams) or Toronto (the Eastern Conference teams).
It is my great hope that the good people of those two historic Canadien cities are smarter than any of their American cousins and will do what is necessary to keep COVID-19 from decimating the league and putting an end to play once again. MLB and the NBA are also expected to come back before the end of the summer, but they are going to be playing in the USA, which means everyone is going to get sick and many of them are going to die… because Americans are too fucking stupid to wear masks and not go to bars.
Please, good people of Edmonton and Toronto… help a brother out. I needs me some hockey.
Oh yeah, and did I mention that the labor (labour) agreement the league and the players just ratified includes sending NHL players to the next two Winter Olympics? Well, assuming we ever have Winter Olympics again.
This is all good news. It could all go horribly wrong if COVID-19 gets it’s way, but for now I am going to believe that this is good news.
Sometimes I like to look back through this blog to see what happened on this day in history. I’ve got posts going back 14 years now so there is the potential for a lot of stuff. This morning before work I did exactly that. I read every post (well, I skimmed every post) made on the 10th of April in each year from 2006 through 2020.
One thing of note was a post in 2010 where I mentioned the Bruins scoring three goals on a single penalty kill. I did not remember that at all. Let me rephrase to keep with the South Park ‘Member Berries theme, I did not ‘member that at all.
Wouldn’t you know it, some one posted this video onto the Bruins subreddit today. It recaps all three of the goals. It was an NHL record, as Jack Edwards will tell you in about three and a half minutes.
The NHL is expected to suspend the regular season today. The commish has a call with the ownership group at 1:00pm Eastern (they are probably all on the call as I type this). After the shit show in the NBA last night*, it is expected he will temporarily pull the plug.
I was sincerely hoping this would not happen*. David Pastrnak is sitting on 48 goals for the season. I was really hoping the league would keep operating long enough for him to score two more. When was the last time the Boston Bruins had a 50 goal scorer? According to this article, the last time was when Cam Neely did it in ’93/’94. I was really hoping Pasta would tick this box before things went bad for the league. The Bruins have a game tomorrow in Buffalo. Couldn’t Commissioner Bettman give him one more game to see if he can pot two more goals?
Oh well. They are telling teams to look into booking games through July. I just hope Pasta doesn’t cool off during this unfortunate break in the season.
In closing, here is a list of Boston Bruins 50 goal scorers:
Scored 76 goals during the 1970-71 season
Scored 66 goals during the 1971-72 season
Scored 55 goals during the 1972-73 season
Scored 68 goals during the 1973-74 season
Scored 61 goals during the 1974-75 season
Scored 51 goals during the 1970-71 season
Scored 50 goals during the 1973-74 season
Scored 51 goals during the 1981-82 season
Scored 55 goals during the 1989-90 season
Scored 51 goals during the 1990-91 season
Scored 50 goals during the 1993-94 season
*Unlike the NHL, the NBA has confirmed players have COVID-19. The first, NBA patient zero, if you will, was joking about the virus just a couple of days ago. During a press conference the rocket scientist made a show of touching all of the microphones, effectively guaranteeing that all of his teammates who were interviewed after him caught the virus that he was already carrying.
*This is sarcasm. Like, #sarcasm. Everyone in North America knew this was coming and it’s not a bad thing.
Okay everyone, I have seen the first episode of Star Trek Picard. You don’t have to worry about spoilers around me anymore, I am up to speed.
How was it? Episode one is better than episode one of The Manalorian. It’s not even close. I am completely, 100%, totally hooked. Give me the next episode right now.
On an unrelated note, the NHL All Stars Skills Competition is on the tube right now. In all my years of following hockey there has never been an all star game that wasn’t stupid. When they started doing the skills competition is was a breath of fresh air. The players clearly loved it, it was fun, it was exciting, it was infinitely better than the stupid all star game itself.
I haven’t watched a skills competition in a few years. When did this become even more boring than the game? I mean this thing is oppressively boring. It is soul crushingly, disturbingly, boring. The 3-on-3 women’s game is just starting and that should kick things up a notch, but the skills competition itself is just awful. It is maximum snooze.