Patches begs you please ignore the clutter on my (former) desk.
Category: iphoneography
Kiss the Cook
I’m too tired to think straight or see clearly but I’m cooking dinner on the off chance that Jen might want to kiss the cook.
You gotta be ready, people. You gotta be prepared.

Faux Artsy Mofo

Is there anything more Covid-19 pandemic than the sun reflecting through a bottle of Purell?
Art babie, art.
Tame
To tame the untamable amplifier.

Queen
Queen Patches the First.

Open Windows
Yesterday was the first day of Spring. Today is the first day I opened a window in the bedroom. Happy days.
Mmm, Toast

Toaster Oven
The toaster oven is new.

I’m going to toast my lunch today.
Arrogant Prick
Look at that arrogant little prick. He’s just waiting for me to leave so he can start messing with my trash. Prick.

Big Bonanza of Peg Board
Jen and I put them up. Jen hung everything on them.


