



I grew up in Tewksbury, Massachusetts. Tewksbury, MA to us locals.
I just saw a post on BookFayce that is a screen shot of what looks like a reverse 911 text message stating that there is a monkey on the loose in Tewksbury.
A monkey.
Running amok (I assume) in my former town.
I am so fucking jealous I can’t even tell you. I want a monkey to come to my house now. Why should Tewksbury get all the monkeys? Why can’t Methuen get a monkey too? We get turkeys and deer and groundhogs and foxes and (once, I think) bobcats and (maybe) coyotes and hawks and eagles. I want monkeys too!
I WANT AN EFFING MONKEY!!!!
Do you remember what you were doing on this date in 2008? 12 years ago?
I do.
Like it was yesterday.
On this date in 2008, 12 years ago today, I popped the question. I asked Jen to marry me and she said yes.
Words fail me when I try to describe how happy she makes me. Paltry things, words.
I took the Mazda and the MacBook out for a ride this morning. We headed out to the current mobile recording studio location and put vocals on four songs. Last night I finished the rhythm guitars on the last three songs (including three drone tracks on one 4+ minute song, meaning I played one note for 4+ minutes and then repeated it three times. Yup, sorry everyone), and after this morning I have six songs with finished vocals.
Progress is good.
A couple of years ago Jen and I took a drive North for no reason other than we like to go on day trip drives and there is a lot of cool stuff to the North.
On this particular drive we ended up near Lake Winnipesaukee. I forget what town we were in but there was this ice cream shoppe and we had to stop in.
They had a little gift shop inside and we bought some silly little trinkets for the kids. I bought a couple of these things:

I got one for me and one for Harry. Why? Because they have names engraved on them, that’s why:

I would have bought one for Bellana too, but that particular first name doesn’t end up on gift shop trinkets that aren’t custom made. Rob and Harry, easy to find. Bellana? Not so much.
Harry lost his. He had it in his backpack when we flew to Florida last summer and TSA tends to frown on bringing knives onto airplanes.
Mine stayed on my bureau. Every once in a while I’d need a knife to cut open a cardboard box or something and I’d take it out and use it, goofily… because it’s a gift shop trinket with my first name on it.
Fast forward a year or so and find us up to our eyeballs in COVID-19 Lock Down. During the last two months the only time I don’t have this little pocket knife on my person is when I’m asleep. We have been surviving off of Amazon and Instacart and every day there are boxes and bags that need to be cut open. This little puppy has been my right hand man. I’ve used it so much that I’ve actually had to sharpen it a couple of times.
So I’d just like to take a minute and sing the praises of this little souvenir shop trinket that has become the most useful tool of the quarantine. Thanks, little Lake Winnipesaukee fake Swiss Army knife! Keep up the good work, my friend.

Get it?
I just put backwards echo onto two guitar tracks in GarageBand.
By reverse echo, I don’t mean the digital signal effect that sort of makes an echo sound backward, I mean the real deal. I mean instead of having a sound followed by an echo, I have the echo preceding the sound.
Jimmy Page claimed to have invented the technique when he used it on Led Zeppelin’s “Whole Lotta Love” (Waaaay down inside… Woman… Youuuu need… Loooooooooove)
Les Paul actually invented the technique using a couple of reel to reel tape decks. Les Paul was a genius. Jimmy Page was great, but he weren’t no Les Paul.
I took two tracks of guitar, reversed them, loaded them up with shit loads of echos, exported the segments to iTunes, reimported them into a new track in GarageBand and reversed them again.
Boom.
The echo comes before the sound.
Now I am going to mix that new track in with the original tracks so that it’s kind of subtle, but you can bet your sweet ass it’s there.
I love messing with backward tracks. I just freakin’ love it.