I grew up in Tewksbury, Massachusetts. Tewksbury, MA to us locals.
I just saw a post on BookFayce that is a screen shot of what looks like a reverse 911 text message stating that there is a monkey on the loose in Tewksbury.
Running amok (I assume) in my former town.
I am so fucking jealous I can’t even tell you. I want a monkey to come to my house now. Why should Tewksbury get all the monkeys? Why can’t Methuen get a monkey too? We get turkeys and deer and groundhogs and foxes and (once, I think) bobcats and (maybe) coyotes and hawks and eagles. I want monkeys too!
I WANT AN EFFING MONKEY!!!!