I Could Not Care Less

Today is super bowl Sunday and I really, honestly, truly, could not possibly care less. I don’t give the faintest shit about football, the NFL, or any of it. Really, the only thing for me to look forward to is the aftermath of all of the maga asshole heads exploding the first time they put Taylor Swift on screen during the television broadcast. That is the only aspect of the game that is of any interest to me.

On the upside, it did give me the annual opportunity to crack my dumbest, most over used joke. I was talking to my father on the phone this morning and it went a little like this:

Dad: So, are there any sports on TV today? (He was kidding, of course)
Me: Well the Bruins played last night so no, no there isn’t.

Har har har, I’ve got a million of them. I’ll be here all week, be sure to tip your waitress.

In unrelated news, I got some good cat pics today.

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Robin is in the basket thing. She got in all by herself. No one did anything to prompt her to sit there.

12 thoughts on “I Could Not Care Less

  1. I believe you have created a haiku poem.
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    Maga asshole heads
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    Exploding the first time they
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    Put Taylor Swift on
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    You may not like the football (neither do I) but you certainly have a future in Japanese poetry.

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  2. I have the game on, but I really don’t think I’m gonna watch much of it. I’m a Lions fan and knowing that the lions out played both of these teams for 6/4 earlier this year makes it a bitter pill to swallow.

    But I would love to see Taylor take a knee during the national anthem, and just set the right wing on fire!

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  3. I see you have a little panther! How beautiful! I fancy myself a cat “Mama” so I can certainly appreciate photos of your feline family.

    By the way, thanks for visiting my site. I thought it was high time I returned the favor.

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