Tag: Kitty

When mom gets up out of bed and it’s not morning yet, Patches becomes one very confused kitty.

What the hell are you doing out of bed, human?

Patches leaned to ballet dance sarcastically.*

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*We are watching Will Ferrell and Marky Mark in The Other Guys.

Patches could go to my parents’ house to go mouse hunting but she’s kind of afraid of bugs so…. Probably not.

We are on FaceTime with Bellana. Patches is hanging on every word.

I had to distract Patches because she was trying to get in between Jen and her monitor while she was playing World of Warcraft.

She was clearly thrilled by my attention.

Patches said welcome home. Then she said pet me you fat tub o’ lard.

Sometimes Patches’ words are like knives into my soul.

Meow.

I’m home. I’m off the nana sitting clock for a night.

Jen, Harry, and I are watching Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. I’m happy.

We are watching Loki and Patches is not impressed.

She can’t hide from me.

This

Or that