Pay no attention to that fur ball behind the blackout curtain.

Patches needs to sweep that floor, damn.

Looks like Patches has a new job.

We are just hanging out.

Okay, loser. Stop using the tintype app. The 1860’s are over. Move on.

She’s standing guard over my chair. So protective.

Lady Patches is not impressed with Order of the Phoenix.

Miss Alexander Patchilton is here to improve my productivity.