I have just made a command decision for the family.

When we return from vacation I am going to gift cat, aka kitty, aka baby kitty, aka panic, aka panache, aka lady penolope clearwater, aka madam patchalotte of the rhode island patchalottes, aka patchie pants, aka patchiewatchiewoowoo, aka Patches a new litter box.

Her days of pooping in the current grody gross litter box are nearing an end.