When mom gets up out of bed and it’s not morning yet, Patches becomes one very confused kitty.
What the hell are you doing out of bed, human?
Confuse a Cat
Sarcasm
Patches leaned to ballet dance sarcastically.*
*We are watching Will Ferrell and Marky Mark in The Other Guys.
Patches
Patches could go to my parents’ house to go mouse hunting but she’s kind of afraid of bugs so…. Probably not.
FaceTime
We are on FaceTime with Bellana. Patches is hanging on every word.
Patch
I had to distract Patches because she was trying to get in between Jen and her monitor while she was playing World of Warcraft.
She was clearly thrilled by my attention.
Welcome
Patches said welcome home. Then she said pet me you fat tub o’ lard.
Sometimes Patches’ words are like knives into my soul.
Meow.
8:51 AM
I’m up and ready to punch into work. I filled the cat’s food and water bowls. I changed the battery in the door lock. I took out the trash, twice. I woke Harry up to tell him his blood sugar was low (his glucose monitor alarm wasn’t loud enough to wake him). I vacuumed up the latest water in the cellar. I emptied and restarted the dehumidifier. I started a load of laundry. I showered.
Now that it’s time to start work I think I need a nap. Still have to make the bed before my 10:00 meeting.
Happy Thursday, folks.
I’m Home
I’m home. I’m off the nana sitting clock for a night.
Jen, Harry, and I are watching Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. I’m happy.
Loki Cat
We are watching Loki and Patches is not impressed.
Stealth Cat
She can’t hide from me.
