One COVID-19 Number

I just looked up the COVID-19 numbers for Massachusetts for today. The state had less than 100 new cases. The last time we had less than 100 new cases in one day was March 20th. It’s been almost three months.

What does that mean? Likely nothing. In all the time we’ve been looking at the daily numbers, we’ve noticed that reports for Monday often feel on the low side. It’s almost like people chose to not go to the hospital on Sunday nights.

Still, caveats aside, it’s really nice to see a daily infection number that’s under 100. There were 87 new cases in the last 24 hours, and 23 deaths. The last time the death count was this low was April 5th. Rest in peace, my neighbors.

I really hope this downward trend continues. The national numbers are down today as well, but the overall trend is still up. Let’s hope those numbers turn around too… though we can pretty much guaranteed that they won’t. Too many states are opening up way too soon for that to happen.

Wash your hands and wear your masks and stay healthy.

The Stir Crazy Files – Episode 39: Monkey

I grew up in Tewksbury, Massachusetts.  Tewksbury, MA to us locals.

I just saw a post on BookFayce that is a screen shot of what looks like a reverse 911 text message stating that there is a monkey on the loose in Tewksbury.

A monkey.

Running amok (I assume) in my former town.

I am so fucking jealous I can’t even tell you.  I want a monkey to come to my house now.  Why should Tewksbury get all the monkeys?  Why can’t Methuen get a monkey too?  We get turkeys and deer and groundhogs and foxes and (once, I think) bobcats and (maybe) coyotes and hawks and eagles.  I want monkeys too!

I WANT AN EFFING MONKEY!!!!

The Latest Massachusetts COVID-19 News

There was a ton of new information given out by the state of Massachusetts today.  The Governor has put some major changes into place.

Please allow me to quote a story from nbcboston.com.  It is titled Gov. Baker Closes Schools, Bans Mid-Size Gatherings, Eating at Restaurants, it was written by Kaitlin McKinley Becker, and it was published about three hours ago.

Here’s the full text, but you can visit the story here:

Baker said the three-week suspension of educational services is out of an abundance of caution for the health and safety of children and school staff and given the evolving data regarding the cases of COVID-19.

The school closures go into effect Tuesday and will remain in place through April 7, the governor said.

Gov. Baker ordered a slate of other coronavirus changes, including:

Any restaurant, bar or establishment that offers food or drink shall not permit on-premises consumption. These establishments may continue to offer food for takeout or delivery, effective Tuesday. Establishments must also follow social distancing protocols outlined in the department of public health guidance. This order does not apply to grocery stores or pharmacies, Baker said. “This is about bars and restaurants and those places people do not absolutely have to go,” he said.
Gatherings of over 25 people will be prohibited, including all community, civic, public, leisure, faith-based events, sporting events with spectators, concerts, conventions, and any similar event or activity that brings together 25 or more people in a single room or a single space at the same time. This includes venues like fitness centers, private clubs and theaters. This order amends last week’s guidance that prohibited gatherings of 250 people or more.
Some requirements will be relaxed around current unemployment claims, allowing many workers who are affected by closures to get some financial relief faster.
Emergency legislation will be filed to allow new claims to be paid more quickly by waiving the one-week waiting period for unemployment benefits that currently exist under state law.
Emergency regulations will be filed to expand eligibility around collecting unemployment for people who have been impacted by COVID-19.
Long-term care facilities and nursing homes will be prohibited from allowing any visitors.
Hospitals will be required to screen visitors and restrict visitation.
The Registry of Motor Vehicles will extend the renewal timeline for certain credentials to reduce the need for customers to physically visit an RMV service center for in-person transactions.
Hospitals will be directed to postpone elective surgeries to ensure medical workers and hospital space is available.
All commercial health insurance carriers will be ordered to allow providers to deliver services via Telehealth, allowing people to avoid physically going anywhere should they need to consult a medical professional.
Legislative package will be filed to help address challenges surrounding the municipal governance issues that have been raised by many cities and towns, including potential delays and holding town meetings and adopting fiscal year 2021 municipal budgets.
While it was announced last week, legislation will be filed Monday to officially postpone the Boston Marathon until September 14, 2020.
These orders will remain in effect through April 17.

“I realize these measures are unprecedented. But we are asking our residents to take a deep breath and understand the rationale behind this guidance,” Baker said. “As we said yesterday, grocery stores are getting restocked. The reason we are seeing bare shelves on the news and when we shop is because people are taking stocking up a little overboard. Just remember if you buy two years worth of canned soup, that just means your neighbor may have to go without.”

Gov. Baker also addressed rampant rumors regarding a shelter-in-place order, saying he has no plans for that.

“Everybody needs to get their news from legitimate places, not from their friend’s friend’s friend’s friend,” he said.

Baker said for the vast majority of people, approximately 80-percent of the population, coronavirus would mostly feel like the flu and would not lead to hospitalization.

“But the reason we are taking this so seriously is because it is incredibly contagious,” he said. “There will be more cases of COVID-19, but we also know that if we take decisive steps now and everyone plays their part by following the best medical guidance, we can slow down the spread, and our healthcare system can be better positioned to care for the people who need it.”

Health officials said Sunday the number of residents tested has jumped from 475 to nearly 800.

The 26 new cases were announced amid the Commonwealth’s effort to ramp up testing for the coronavirus after restrictions were loosened on testing protocols.

New guidance from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention only requires clinicians to submit one nasal swab, as opposed to submitting both nasal and throat swabs that were required before. With the change in clinical testing protocols, the State Lab’s testing capacity has doubled, increasing to approximately 400 patients a day, up from 200.

Massachusetts clinicians now also have more flexibility to determine which patients should be tested without having to call DPH’s Epi Line.

With more clinical labs in the Bay State working to get FDA approval, health officials say even more testing capacity will be available soon.

As of Sunday, the Massachusetts State Public Health Laboratory has tested 799 patients, officials said, up from 475 one day prior.

Forty-five of the state’s 164 positive cases have been subsequently confirmed by the CDC.

Four of the 26 new cases announced Sunday are related to the employee meeting held at a Boston hotel by the Cambridge biotech firm Biogen last month. Health officials say 108 of the 164 cases are now tied to the Feb. 24-27 meeting held at the Marriott Long Wharf hotel, which has since closed “in the interest of public health.”

Included in the new cases is a health care worker at Boston’s Brigham and Women’s Hospital. The hospital announced the case Sunday morning and said patients and staff who may have had contact with the infected worker are being contacted.

Eight more cases are associated with travel, bringing that total to 13. Eight remain associated with a cluster in western Massachusetts, and 35 of them are now under investigation, health officials say.

Of the state’s 164 cases, 74 are women and 90 are men. Middlesex County residents still account for nearly half, 75, of the cases statewide. Norfolk and Suffolk counties both have 31 cases, while there are nine cases in Berkshire County. There are now six cases each in Essex and Worcester counties.

Plymouth, Hampden, Barnstable and Bristol counties have one case each. Two cases are of unknown counties at this time.

Two more patients have been hospitalized, bringing the total to 13 so far, though 36 other cases are listed as being under investigation, according to Sunday’s figures.

The update in coronavirus cases Sunday came shortly after Boston Mayor Marty Walsh declared a public health emergency over the coronavirus outbreak and announced sweeping changes for bars and restaurants in the city in an effort to protect residents.

Boston EMS urge people to not call 911 to request COVID-19 testing. People are asked to call their primary care providers, the mayor’s health line at 617-534-5050, or the state DPH information line at 211.

Virus-related symptoms include fever (100.4°F or higher), cough, trouble breathing, or shortness of breath.

The main take away from our selfish point of view is that there will be no gatherings of greater than 25 people, and restaurants and bars are only allowed to offer take out services.  Grocery stores and pharmacies can stay open.

I first read about restrictions like this being enacted in parts of Italy late last week.  This is just the start of the difficulties.  The one thing I am afraid of is towns blocking their borders.  We share custody over the kids with their father and he lives two towns away from us.  Unfortunately given the circumstances, that two town distance includes the state line between Massachusetts and New Hampshire.  If that border closes while the kids are on the wrong side of it, it will be pretty fucking awful for us.  Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that.

State of Emergency

I am going to copy the text of a wgbh.org story, written by Kaitlyn Locke and published (I think) within the last half hour or so.

Massachusetts Gov. Charlie Baker declared a state of emergency in response to the spread of the coronavirus on Tuesday, after officials announced 51 new presumptive positive cases of the virus. The total number of confirmed and presumptive cases in the state is now 92.

The news comes the day after Rhode Island Gov. Gina Raimondo declared a state of emergency, and amid several cancellations of events throughout the state. Many local colleges and universities are holding online-only classes, asking students to vacate on-campus dormitories and not to return to campus after spring break.

“This declaration will give our administration more flexibility to respond to this evolving outbreak,” Baker said. “In addition to the state of emergency, our administration is moving forward with enhanced guidance for employers and large organizations. Responding to this evolving health threat requires everyone to be vigilant and for everyone to be part of this effort.”

Person-to-person spread is beginning to occur in Massachusetts, officials said, meaning that the virus has spread beyond people who contracted the disease overseas.

Baker announced new guidance for all employers throughout the state, which includes discontinuing all work-related travel, both foreign and domestic, and encouraging telecommuting whenever possible. He emphasized that any person feeling sick should stay home from work.

“The purpose of moving forward with these measures now is to act before the numbers increase to a point where the virus spread is severely impacting the commonwealth,” Baker said. “The highly contagious nature of this disease means that if everyone plays their part in slowing the spread, the number of people who become infected and require medical attention doesn’t spike all at once, which would overwhelm many of our systems.”

Baker reiterated that “for the vast majority of people who contract this disease, it is not deadly. And the latest research shows that children and young people are at an especially low risk of health complications. But we must step up these mitigation efforts to avoid large numbers of people requiring medical care all at the same time.”

The T will increase disinfection and sanitation of all vehicles, he added.

Logan Airport will also increase the frequency and intensity of cleaning public surfaces, Lieutenant Gov. Karyn Polito said.

“The T has issued a new protocol requiring all high-contact surfaces at subway stations to be cleaned every four hours, including station handrails, fare gates and fare vending machines across the system,” Polito said. “The T has also added hand sanitizing dispensers in stations across the system.”

Monica Bharel, commissioner of the Massachusetts Department of Public Health, said that state officials made a request for supplies from the strategic national stockpile. That request has been approved and state officials have been told that the supplies are on their way, she added.

Massachusetts Secretary of Health and Human Services Marylou Sudders reiterated that vulnerable populations — the elderly, pregnant and immunosuppressed — should avoid large gatherings.

This is a developing news story and will be updated.

The count yesterday was 41 and today it’s 92.  It’s coming.  It’s still not worth panicking over, but it’s coming.  My fellow Massholes are more than up to this challenge, I assure you.  Just remember:

Wash your damn hands.

COVID-19 Counts Update

The MA Department of Health updated their counts of COVID-19 cases in the state.  We went from 28 yesterday (one confirmed and 27 presumptive) to 41 (one confirmed and 40 presumptive).

The quarantine count stayed the same.

Boston cancelled the St Patrick’s Day parade today.  My company suspended travel outside of the US.  Jen’s company is testing work from home options.  Every day it gets closer and closer to affecting my day to day.

I’ll update again tomorrow after 4:00 PM.

I’m Pretty Smart, I think

I’m pretty smart… I think.  At least I always thought I was.  My grades in school were always good.  In college I blew a curve on a test in Calculus II, and I got an A- for the semester in Calculus III.  I’m not saying I’m some kind of rocket scientist or anything.  Don’t expect me to do anything Earth shattering like building the better mouse trap, okay?  I’m not dumb though.  I have a decent brain and it usually gets the job done.

Taking that as truth… why the hell do I still live in a place where it snows?  I mean… I thought I would be smart enough to know better.  My wife, now she’s super smart.  She’s gotta be the smartest person any of us have ever met and yet she still lives here too.  My step kids?  Smarter still!  If anyone is going to build that better mouse trap it’s absolutely going to be one of them.  Yet… the four of us all still live in a place where it snows.

I just think that maybe after all this time we would have done something to fix this little snow falling problem.  Something like… move to Southern California.  You know, something like that.

Driving Around Town

I took a leisurely drive* around the city of Methuen on this fine Sunday morning and snapped a few pics of some of the stone walls and random castle-ish looking things that are all over the place.

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*Okay, here’s the real story. My beloved wife asked me to go out and pick up some breakfast for her. I drove past some stone walls on Pond Street and thought I should snap a pic but I didn’t. I drove to the store, got into the line, got right up to the front, and realized I forgot my wallet. I had to drive home, pick up my wallet, embarrassingly laugh at my own doofusness with my wife, then drive back. On the second trip I had the camera open and ready.

Early Voting Recap

Well, I did it.

The early voting poles opened up at 8am. I walked into the side entrance of the Methuen police department at about 8:01. Some towns have lines in the morning, so I didn’t want to risk being late for work. I had nothing to worry about.

You walk in, give your name, they look you up on a little tablet computer thingie… and if you’re me, the send you over to the inactive register table because apparently I never sent in my f*****g city census (mother f*****g city census), so I had to give an ID. Normal people do not need to show an ID. There are signs all over the place saying you don’t need to show your ID. The dude behind me in line? Walked in and without being asked handed over his ID. Insert the sound of an exasperated sigh right here.

So now I am back on the active voter list (grrrrrrr) and I am ready to go. They printed out a little label with the date, the location, my precinct, and my name. They taped it onto an envelope. I then had to put my name and address and my John Hancock onto the envelope. Finally, I get a ballot and off I go, voting against that fascist piece of crap who has no idea what it means to be an American. That orange pile of fascist goo. Then I put the ballot into the envelope, seal it, and hand it over. The pole worker made sure it was signed and sealed, then put it into a box for my precinct.

On November 8, 2016, each box will be delivered to the proper precinct, and then the voter will be checked off again, the envelope will be unsealed, and the ballot will be loaded into the ballot machine. Done and done.

Now that it’s done, we ask the questions: Why did I do it, and would I do it again?

The why is simple. I hate that fascist piece of dog shit who is running on the Republican ticket in place of an actual Republican so much that I simply could not wait any longer. I had to cast the ballot now. The two week wait until 11/8/16 was going to make me lose my friggin’ mind. I am usually a very patient person, but the wait was making me sick. I had to vote early for my own sanity. It feels like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. Unfortunately, I now have to wait two unbearable weeks to find out if the fascist lost or not.

Would I do it again? I don’t know. I have to say that my name being attached to the envelope that is currently holding my ballot is bothering me a little bit. The whole idea is a secret ballot. Yes you have to give your name when you vote on the actual election day too, but you do not have to attach your name to the ballot in any way. That’s not the case right now. If some corrupt asshole piece of shit wanted to know who I voted for, he’d just have to find my envelope and look. I don’t like that. On the other hand, I got to vote on my telecommuting day so I had no worries about being late to work because I voted in the morning. I didn’t have to worry about getting stuck in bad traffic and not being able to vote if I had decided to vote after work. My home and office are far enough apart that there is no way I could vote during the work day. I did it at my convenience and didn’t have to worry about anything. I might do this again.

So there is my early voting recap. One vote against fascism down, hopefully millions and millions more will follow.

I’m with her.