I’m pretty smart… I think. At least I always thought I was. My grades in school were always good. In college I blew a curve on a test in Calculus II, and I got an A- for the semester in Calculus III. I’m not saying I’m some kind of rocket scientist or anything. Don’t expect me to do anything Earth shattering like building the better mouse trap, okay? I’m not dumb though. I have a decent brain and it usually gets the job done.
Taking that as truth… why the hell do I still live in a place where it snows? I mean… I thought I would be smart enough to know better. My wife, now she’s super smart. She’s gotta be the smartest person any of us have ever met and yet she still lives here too. My step kids? Smarter still! If anyone is going to build that better mouse trap it’s absolutely going to be one of them. Yet… the four of us all still live in a place where it snows.
I just think that maybe after all this time we would have done something to fix this little snow falling problem. Something like… move to Southern California. You know, something like that.