Haiku for You #280

Day after xmas,
What’s Boxing Day anyway?
We don’t have that one.

We Did a Thing

Yesterday… we did a thing.

Happy New Car Day, HoHoHo.

Pardon my French, but Wordle was a bitch today. A mean, cruel, and heartless bitch. I got it but it took all six tries.

My company also just gave me a ham for xmas dinner. HoHoHo and shit.

We did not break it,
But they want us to clean up.
We’ll do it, of course.

I have no idea,
What to ask Santa Claus for.
Just call me The Grinch.

Light snow on Tuesday,
Made me late to work Wednesday.
Already fed up.

Damn. It is snowing.
Mother Nature is a jerk.
She can kiss my ass.

There’s so much laundry,
How will we ever dig out,
From under the pile?

Neurologist day!
It’s my second time around.
Let’s see how it goes!

My brain is now mush.
No coherent thoughts remain.
I need Thanksgiving.