Category: Politics

Dream Come True or Hack

About an hour ago the State Department website’s presidential biography page for Cheeto McClownshoes was updated saying his term ended on January 11, 2021 at 19:49. Assuming that is Eastern Time and not UTC, it means that his term ended at 7:49 PM… five hours after the page was updated.

https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1348722530224373761

Check out that screen shot from one of the many twitter posts I saw that reported the page.

Unfortunately, that page is now down with the message, “We’re sorry, this site is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please try again in a few moments.”

So what does it mean? There are three possible things that I can think of.

  • The site was hacked and someone with a bad sense of humor decided to get us all excited just to watch our hearts break when Cheeto fails to resign.
  • Someone on the State Department’s IT staff has had enough and just did it as a big giant fuck you to society.
  • Cheeto McClownface is going to resign tonight and it leaked.

I’m betting it’s the first scenario. Some jerk is trying to get our hopes up only to see them dashed in a few hours.

ADDENDUM: Apparently it was scenario #2.

Impeachment II: The Repeachening

I am so embarrassed. What a mess we’ve made of our country.

Volume Four… and Five

So the United States is crumbling all around us. The president was impeached 11 months ago and guess what! He’s likely going to be impeached again either today or tomorrow, depending on whether or not the vice president grows a set of balls and removes him from office via the 25th amendment. Life is pretty strange here in the good ol’ USA.

So here we are, trying to go about our normal day to day as our little baby 245 year old nation implodes. What’s a red head to do to keep from just screaming 24/7?

Well, he works on The Great 2015 Re-Recording Project, of course. Also, he pretends to work on a January album in a month. I’ve done almost nothing on that one. Just a couple of little bass riffs. I need to get back onto that but I have a ton of work still to do on volume four of the re-recordings. For some dumb reason my plan to redo old songs in batches of eight has turned into a batch of 14. Oops. One of those songs is done, eight more have the vocals done and are ready for lead guitar. Two of those eight will need to have the rhythm guitars done over. I used some effects that I thought were cool at the time, but now listening back they were mistakes. After that, there are still five songs waiting to start.

So I’m calling it. The nine songs underway are now the total of volume four, and the remaining five will be the start of volume five. I’ll dig through the piles of awful songs and pull three more for a total of eight, and then I’ll wait until after RPM in February to work on them. This is the way. I have spoken.

Now, back to the source of stress that sits on top of the mountain of stress that is Covid-19… will Pence do his fucking job today or will he let trump get away with LITERALLY SENDING HIS CULT TO ASSASSINATE HIM. Do your job, Mikey boy. Cut the crap and grow a pair. Then Nancy can impeach the prick at her leisure. There are only nine days left in Cheeto McClownshoes’ term and nine days is too long to wait. He and the cult cannot get away with this. No unity without repercussions. This is the way. The people have spoken.

Car Music Tomorrow

I promised myself I’d do some singing in the car this morning before the cleaning and de-christmasing started.

I didn’t.

Now I am promising myself I’ll do some singing in the car before the cleaning re-commences in the morning. You heard it here first and unlike the terrorist who attacked the US Capital this week and now today are blaming it on antifa, including the clowns saying they just followed antifa into the building so they could use the bathroom, I am not taking fantasies out of my ass.

The fact that cheeto McClownshoes hasn’t been removed from office yet is insulting beyond words. He instigates a terrorist attack on the federal government and there are no consequences. Osama Bin Laden must be really jealous right now, assuming he gets internet from his grave at the bottom of the sea.

Car music in the morning. 25th amendment in the afternoon. Impeachment on Monday. Do your fucking jobs. Remove the head of the terrorist cult from power. Now.

Also, antifa is not an organization. I know this for a fact. How do I know this for a fact? I know this for a fact because if antifa were an actual organization I would be a member. Q.E.Fucking.D.

Whack a Mole

So yeah, anyone seen anything good on Twitter lately?

Last night was insane. Twitter finally (FINALLY) banned trump after years of easily verifiable lies, inciting violence, and (probably most important from Twitter’s point of view) violating the terms of service. It was glorious. Millions of American voices cried out in bliss all at once.

My first thought (did I write it here or somewhere else?) was, how long until bunkerbitch realizes he can still tweet from @potus? Well, not very long. He sent a tweet from that account and Twitter immediately removed it. It was almost like they expected it. How ’bout that?

When he realized he had been thwarted a second time he went to one of his campaign accounts and tried to tweet from there. Once again, immediately banned. Then he tried to tweet from a staff member’s account and that was banned too. Today I read (but did not confirm) that Don Jr’s account has been banned. Did daddy cheeto try to tweet from there?

The part of this that amazes me the most, outside of all of the maga cult people saying his first amendment rights are being violated when anyone who has ever paid attention in a Junior High School civics class knows that they are not, is that he has an entire core of press assigned to cover the white house 24 hours a day. If he wanted to get word out to his cult all he needed to do was walk down the fucking hall and have a press conference. I mean, it is literally part of his job! Nope, it has to be Twitter because his ego is completely wrapped up in the number of followers he had on his account. He’s a child. A whiny, bratty, little three year old child.

Oh, and for the record I currently have 711 followers on Twitter. That’s 711 more than trumpy the nazi clown. @RobJ_ is totes winning this race.

Impeach Him Again

The word coming out of Washington is that if cheeto doesn’t resign, or Pence and the cabinet do not enact the 25th Amendment and remove trump from power, they will begin impeachment proceedings by Monday.

Trumps term ends in 12 days. Just imagine the amount of damage the deranged, fascist, lunatic can do in 12 days. He needs to be removed now. Right now. Immediately. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. Cabinet members are resigning left and right. They are saying that cheeto’s terrorist attack on the Congress is the reason but that’s a clear lie. They are resigning because they don’t want to be part of the 25th Amendment discussion. Cowards. Fascists. Traitors. But, they aren’t actually breaking any laws so what can you do?

Monday is January 11th. The inauguration is January 20th. Why are we wasting three days? Start the impeachment process right now. It’s not like there’s a lot of investigating to do. Literally everything happened either on television or in front of your eyes. We all saw all of it. Impeach him right now. Immediately.

If you think that 3-12 days worth of a continued trump administration is nothing to fear, then read this:

Now do you understand why I want him gone right now? I want him impeached, I want the 25th enacted, I want him arrested for treason and terrorism. I want him to be moved as far from the nuclear codes as humanly possible.

Screwy Day

This has been a screwy day. Fortunately it hasn’t been as screwy as yesterday. American citizens didn’t storm the US capital to disrupt the constitution. We’ve got that going for us at least.

Pelosi says it’s time for the 25th amendment. I hate to break it to you, but the time for the 25th amendment was probably before the president of the united states sent terrorists to attack the congress. That’s just my $0.02 though.

I have a splitting headache. We still have one day to go until the weekend. Five day weeks just seem endless right now, especially when they include mass acts of treason.

I’m so tired of this. So many of my fellow americans can just go suck it.

A Quick Nap

The joint session of Congress certified the electoral college results over night. Joe Biden is our next President… again… still.

Now our government gets to take a bit of a nap to recharge after a bad day and then the Vice President and the cabinet enact the 25th amendment and remove Trump from power and the House of Representatives starts new impeachment proceedings… right?

Congress

It’s after my bed time and my laptop battery is getting close to dying. I worked on bass and drums for two songs tonight while also trying to follow the goings on in Washington. Chuck Schumer is kinda my Senate hero after using the T word. He called the rioters domestic terrorists. A perfectly accurate description.

I know that at least the Senate has voted to accept the Arizona electoral votes despite the first objections. I’m proud of them for working through the night. How decidedly un-McConnell like. I guess all we needed to whip the fascists was to have someone attack them personally.

It sounds like Trump’s cabinet might be resigning soon. It’s about fucking time, you fascist pricks. We’ve also heard that the 25th amendment was seriously discussed at one point today. Again, it’s about time you assholes did something about this.

Here’s to certifying the electoral votes, and here’s to the fascists finally showing their true selves and getting bitch slapped right out of existence. (well… as for that last bit… let’s hope that’s how it plays out)