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She’s Had Enough
Patches is fed up. She’s had enough of that nazi Cheeto fuck head in the White House. She’s done.

Guitar Nerd Moment, or It’s a Small World
A couple of days ago I posted a picture of one of my guitars that had a caption mentioning Eric Clapton’s “woman tone”. I don’t think I mentioned anything about why I was thinking of that.
First, Eric Clapton in the 1960’s is a tone chasing guitarist’s role model. Give him a Gibson guitar and a Marshal amplifier and he will make sounds that, if you are smart, you’re going to want to copy. He was innovative and experimental and inspiring. Eric Clapton in the 1970’s and 80’s is the exact opposite. I don’t know of anyone who has ever listened to Money and Cigarettes and said, ooh I wanna sound like that!
Anyway, when Eric was in his 20’s he was probably a little full of himself (people called him god) and sometimes he would do things that were a little over the top. One of those things, in my book at least, was naming one of his guitar tones. Yup. In 1967 while playing with Cream he used a tonal technique on the Disraeli Gears album that he called “woman tone”. Why? I don’t know. It was probably something that in today’s social climate would probably sound unbelievably sexist. I don’t know why and I don’t want to know why.
Probably the best known usage is in the guitar solo from Sunshine of Your Love, which also bears a remarkable resemblance to the melody from Strangers in the Night, but I digress:
Anyway, achieving “woman tone” is pretty simple and even a chump like me can do it. I don’t often, but every so often the spirit of Disraeli Gears will take me and I’ll use it. A few nights ago I was sitting in my room adding lead guitar parts to a couple of RPM songs and without realizing I was going there, I totally went there. One eight bar (or so) solo used the ol’ “woman tone”.
Today there was a “wow, what a small world” moment for me. That Pedal Show, the youtube show that I watch pretty religiously every week and has taught me more about making my guitar sound less shitty than any other source I’ve come across in my 34 years of playing, put out a new episode called “12 Ways to User Your Guitar’s Controls”. One of those 12 ways to uses your guitars controls was “woman tone”.
I am using a lot of quotation marks in this post, and I am using the incorrect punctuation for all of them. Suck it, grammar!
The “woman tone” discussion starts at 13:30 and it sounds better when Mick does it on his ES-335 than when I do it on my Les Paul.
As for the rest of the episode, I had already come up with most of the two-humbucker tricks on my own back in the 80’s. The single coil stuff doesn’t really apply to me as I only own one guitar with single coils and if it weren’t for COVID-19 I would have sold it by now. I use the trick with using the pickup switch and the two volume knobs to go from clean to dirty all the time, and the mixing the two pickups together thing once in a while. The kill switch? I drive Lizardfish nuts with that whenever the opportunity arrises.
Anyway, I just thought it was funny that I recorded a little “woman tone” this week and then saw a tutorial on using it. It’s a small world after all.
In closing, Clapton used it on the leads on this song too. It’s not nearly as popular a song, but it’s a personal favorite.
Long Days, Fast Weeks
It’s Friday again. What is Friday again?
As the lock down gets more and more normal and becomes less and less of a colossal upheaval… well let me rephrase, the colossal upheaval becomes less and less of a 24 hours a day obsession I feel like I can start drawing some conclusions. Purely personal conclusions, obviously.
The work days feel long. The work weeks, however, go by really, really fast. It’s almost as though the clock just stops between 9:00am and 5:30pm. The rest of the time it’s on overdrive. I am still getting up and going through my normal morning routine. I have been ready to start the day by 7:30am every day, which is when I would need to leave the house to get to the office on time. This morning at around 6:00 I joked to my wife that if this keeps going for long enough I’ll start getting out of bed at 8:59 and punching into work at 9:00. For now, I’m still ready to go at the usual time.
The 90 minutes or so before work lets me have an actual breakfast, instead of the usual breakfast bar in the car, and I can read the news or watch a TV show or do some chores before I start my day. Those 90 minutes FLY by though. If I blink they are gone. It’s the same with the time after work. I punch out after 5:30, make dinner with my beautiful wife, and then go to bed. Not really, but the time flies so fast if feels like that.
As for weekends? Blink… missed it.
This weekend is a dad weekend for the kids. They left the house early today because Harry has an online appointment with his diabetes doctor. It always sucks when they leave for a weekend, but given the current circumstances it sucks extra bad now. We won’t see them again until Wednesday. Who knows what the state of the world will be by then? It sucks mightily.
Want to know what’s worse then all of the terrible stuff that’s already going on? Yesterday when we woke up it was snowing out. We didn’t get much, less than an inch, and it had all melted by mid-morning. If that’s not evil enough, we’re supposed to get more tonight. The forecast is calling for a couple of inches of heavy wet snow. You know what, mother nature? You can just go kiss my enormously fat ass, m’kay? You can just go eat a big bag of dicks.
I need something to cheer me up. Where the hell is my cat?
Day 17, aka Ooops
I just posted this on the RPM Challenge website:
I recorded some rhythm guitars last night. Nothing special, but one of the two songs I worked on is turning out to be almost kinda fun.
This morning as I’m going through my morning routine I was actually kind of humming the riff to myself. Nice! That never happens!
Then… wait a second… that’s not the song I worked on last night… what is it? Oh yeah, it’s one of my February songs.
(insert annoyed sigh here)
Looks like Robbie’s written the same song twice… again.
I really don’t care.
Guitar is Fun
She Looks Pissed

Frustrated
I could call this one a stir crazy but it’s not really funny or silly. It’s just pissy. I am feeling really frustrated today. Everything I try to do fails. I’m tired and annoyed and just in a bad state of mind today. Not even the Tewksbury Tweets (!!!!!!!) from last night can cheer me up. Maybe I’ll just watch a zombie movie and listen to Pink Floyd’s The Final Cut. Just feed the pissy mood.
At least tomorrow is Friday…. not that that means anything.
Are You Kidding Me?

SG
The guitar was played tonight.

After I played through one RPM song I made Tewksbury Tweets (!!!!!!!!) while listening to Cream. If you’re wondering how Eric setup his Gibson SG to get what he uber pretentiously referred to as “woman tone”, here’s the secret:

