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NHL Conference Finals Predictions
The tradition has been continuing long enough that I just have to face facts. I suck at predicting the second round. I mean… I just plain suck. Royally. Certifiably.
Remember the first round? I did great in the first round. I correctly picked six of the eight series. Look at me being all 6-2 and stuff. Then comes the second round and everything falls apart.
Let us recap:
Flyers vs Islanders: Oh look at that, the Flyers lost. Welcome to the Conference finals, Islanders.
Lightning vs Bruins: Heartbreak. Devastation. I picked my hometown heroes the Boston Bruins to beat the Lightning and the Bruins lost in five. Sadness. Pain and suffering. Not only that but I got the whole Eastern Conference wrong.
Golden Knights vs Canucks: Who woulda thought that betting on Vegas would pay off, huh? I got one right. I’m not a total loser!
Avalanche vs Stars: I picked the Avalanche over the Stars and the Avalanche (who I also predicted would win the third round too) blew it and lost.
First round: 6-2
Second round: 1-3
Total so far: 7-5
At least I’m still on the upside.
So now we move on to the Conference Finals. All four teams are supposed to be in Edmonton now. Game one of the Western series is tonight at 8:00pm Eastern time, so I’d best get my picks in, eh?
In the East:
Lightning vs Islanders: Oh why don’t you just kiss my big fat ass, fate. The team that bounced my team matched up with a team from New York? How the hell do I handle that? I have to pick the Islanders because I can’t pick Tampa, even though Tampa’s probably going to win in four and then go on to the Cup Finals and win that in four. Ah hell, I have to pick with my brain instead of my heart and I hate both of these bastards anyway… shit… I’m picking the Lightning. Crap.
Over in the West:
Golden Knights vs Stars: At least this one’s easy. Well… I thought it would be easy in the last round too. I thought the Stars were cannon fodder and then there they are winning. Not this time though. Vegas is the team to be. I’m picking the Golden Knights.
And there we have it. Two more series. If I get them both wrong I’ll be exactly 50/50 for the playoffs which means I’m as accurate as a coin flip which is probably the only accurate thing I’ve thought all day.
Methuen High School Teacher Tests Positive for COVID-19
Jen pointed me to this article tonight. The Lawrence Eagle Tribune is reporting that a teacher working at Methuen High School has tested positive for COVID-19. Hooray.
This is going to happen everywhere. Returning to school now is going to be a disaster of life threatening proportions.
Fortunately, while the teachers have gone back to school already, the students have not. According to the article, classes will start remotely next week and then in early October they will switch to a hybrid model where students will be in the school buildings part of the time and learning remotely the rest. So it’s very bad news for the teachers in the high school who now have to quarantine, but it could have been worse.
I just hope the teacher who tested positive is okay. Get well soon, if you’re experiencing symptoms. If you’re asymptomatic then get rid of the virus soon.
This does not actually affect my family. We do live in Methuen, but my step kids’ father does not. At some point, long before I was a part of the equation, it was decided that dad’s address would determine their school district, so my step son goes to school in dad’s town.
Here’s a copy of the article, along with a link. It was published yesterday and it was written by Bill Kirk.
Yummy
I made dinner and Jen liked it. I done good.

Timber
Four kids were hanging out by this tree earlier. They are probably littered with ticks, but that tree still looks cool.

Hate
I hate you.

Not as much as I hate trump, or the New York Yankees, but I do seriously hate you, lawn mower.
Supplies
Lawn mowing supplies. Only applicable if your back hurts every time you move at all.

Kitty in a Box
Just like the song* says…

*The song in question is from the Disney Channel TV show Phineas and Ferb and it’s a classic.
Colorado Jinxed It
I picked Colorado to win their second round NHL playoff series against Dallas. I changed my mind while listening to game seven.
I was using the NHL app to stream the Avalanche radio broadcast. During the second intermission the Avs were up 3-2. The radio broadcast back-at-the-studio guy was talking about the scores in the other series. He mentioned that game one of the third round series is scheduled for Sunday, and whoever wins the 9:00 game tonight will have to play the Avs on Sunday.
Wait, play the Avs on Sunday? The Avs still had a period to go in their game seven and someone was going to have to play them on Sunday?
Can you guess what happened? I could. As soon as that arrogant putz said it I knew Colorado was losing, and I knew I’d be happy about it. They ended up losing the game in overtime and therefore they lost the series.
Whoever wins the 9:00pm game has to play Dallas on Sunday.