Look at ‘Em Go!
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I Suck
I suck so bad. I’m fucking terrible. I play as bad as Cheeto presidents.
Do Your Job
Patches is freaking out. She keeps looking at the news and yelling, “do your effing job, Pence, you nutsackless twit!”
Kinda harsh, Miss Kitty. Harsh but accurate.
No Fly
Miss Patches is not a terrorist, therefore she has not been added to the No Fly List.
Good job not being a terrorist, Miss Patches.
I Love You…
…I know.
Im-Patches-Ment
Patches wants to know why they haven’t impeached the Cheeto yet. Do your damn jobs!
De-Christmased
The Christmas decorations have been officially retired once again. At least until we have a post-COVID Christmas-in-July party. Assuming we are post-COVID by July.
It’s nice to have the room back.
Flanger
Tonight’s recording of rhythm guitar included an absurd amount of flanger. I mean, absurd.
Four Years Too Late
How long before he realizes he can still use @POTUS?
Bye Bye Cheeto!
Did the nazi Cheeto really concede? When did my phone’s autocorrect start capitalizing Cheeto?
Whatever, he’s evil and he’s gone. Fuck him right up his orange ass.
I played guitar tonight. At first it was stress relief but then it was celebration.
Inside the Red Head's Head 