Embrace the Bad Situation

By 10 minutes past 8:00 AM today I had done the following:

  • Folded the laundry
  • Washed the dishes
  • Cleaned up the living room (just a little)
  • Changed the cat’s litter box
  • Taken out all of the trash

That’s what I call making the (domestic) best out of an otherwise crappy situation.

Wash your hands, stay at home, and do the dishes before work.

Still Not Real

I listen to a lot of podcasts.  I use the podcast app on my iPhone to queue up a whole slew of episodes and I just let it play.  I play it in the car, I play it while I work, I play it while I’m cooking dinner, and so on and so on.

When I work from home I don’t use my iPhone.  If a podcast is playing and my phone rings, the podcast keeps playing in my ear while I’m trying to listen to the person on the other end of the call.  Tres annoying.  When I work from home I either use my MacBook, or my iPad, or my iPod Touch… yes, I am King Apple Fanboy the First.  After the work day ends I go in and edit my running podcast playlist on my phone so that it doesn’t try to play a podcast I’ve already listened to.

On Monday, the first day of social distance telecommuting, I didn’t listen to anything.  On Tuesday I did.  Just a couple of episodes (The Walking Deadcast and Grumpy Old Geeks) before shutting it down.  I used my iPad.

Here’s the sad part of the story….

After I punched out for the day I picked up my iPhone so I could update the queue for the next day’s commute.

Meaning, I was setting it up for this morning’s drive to work.

You see the problem?  There is no drive to work.

At my core I have still not accepted the changes our society requires from us.  In my heart of hearts, yesterday was just another day.  Yesterday was not a lock down to try and slow the spread of a virus that is going to fuck up our health care system and overrun our hospitals.  The company I work for sells software to hospitals.  The division I work in within the company supports new customers as they implement our software.  Even before most of the tech companies around here started talking about keeping their full staff at home I was hearing that some of our customers, hospitals, were telling our training staff to stay away from them.  They were implying that their lives were about to get really difficult and they didn’t expect to have time or energy to deal with anything other than their own patients.

This is real.  Don’t you doubt it.  Still… my tiny little wisp of a brain isn’t evolved enough to take that information into itself and impose a new, albeit temporary, reality onto the old reality.

Crud.  This sucks.

Wash your damn hands and stay home.

Music and Money

I’ve mentioned that at the start of March I decided to curb my post-RPM Challenge blues by doing another RPM Challenge.  I’m still working on it though it is very easy to be distracted by other things right now.  I’ve got two songs done, six more partially done, and I still need two more.

This morning there was a post on the RPM Challenge Facebook group (I didn’t check the actual RPM Challenge website, it might be there too) suggesting we all take advantage of being stuck at home indefinitely and do another RPM Challenge in April.  Good idea!  I mean, I was already planning on it, but I don’t have to do it alone.  Why not?  Why not use our stay-at-home time to do something creative?  I’m all for it… but I would have been without a global pandemic to lock me in the house so I guess I’m not the target audience there.

Turning to politics, remember when Andrew Yang was running for president and proposed giving everyone in the USA a $1,000 stipend every month?  I thought it was a good idea.  A creative way to help those in need as well as to stimulate the economy.  I also loved the implied, “you think Sanders is a socialist?  Wait till you get a load of this” vibe.

Yesterday Mittens Romney threw out a similar proposal.  Today Joe Kennedy did as well, though he provided some actual details with his idea.  Now it sounds like the fucking white house is jumping on the wagon.  They may be considering a plan similar to Yang’s.

First off, let me get it out of the way… if the dickless president really wants to make being anti-socialist a platform in his campaign, then giving away money isn’t a good way to do it.  I expect that anyone who ever said a negative word about socialism should refuse that money, right?  Just like they refuse public schools and public fire departments, and trash pick up, and police, and snow plows, and highways, and all of those other socialist things.

Second, can we just make Andrew Yang president now?  Like, let’s all vote today and just give him the job.  The proposal he made that everyone laughed at could very well be law within days.  Good work, Mr Yang.  Smart leadership is what we need and it is literally the furthest thing away from what we have.

So as for the social distancing, today is my second day working from home.  Yesterday felt like a normal telecommute day.  All day long I had this idea in the back of my mind that I would be back in the office tomorrow, same as any other telecommuting day.  It really wasn’t until I got up this morning and didn’t drive to work (I drove to the super market instead) that it really started sinking in.  Things are different.

There is a little sense of stir craziness, sure, but mostly what I am feeling today is the sense that this is going to be really hard to do.  Some how removing the commute and the office from the work day equation is going to make things more difficult?  I don’t get it, but that feels like where this is heading.  I wish I could explain it, but I can’t.

There is so much wrong with the world right now, and I’m not even talking about that textbook nazi prick in the white house.  There is so much out of wack that I can’t figure out what to focus my worries on.  I’m trying to only worry about things I can control like stocking the pantry and working from home and making sure everyone has what they need to do their work/school work without driving each other to drink (wink).  I don’t want to worry about all the other shit.  I don’t want to worry about the projections or the infection rates, or the mortality rates, or the stock market, or layoffs or closings, or the fact that I am weeks overdue for a haircut and now can’t get one (anyone want to lend me their flowbee?).

Positivity used to be the hardest thing in the world for me before I met Jen.  It’s still not easy, but it is closer to my normal mindset.  I am trying real hard to stay positive through all of this.  I may need to bash my guitar around in order to pull it off, but I owe it to everyone to do my best to keep the ship upright.  (I typo’d ship as shit and somehow that sounds better to me, hehe)

So keep your shit together, planet Earth.  I have faith in you.  You can do it.  Now let’s all celebrate St Patrick’s Day in our self imposed isolation by listening to some Irish music.  No, not U2.  No, not Makem and Clancy…

Rory Gallagher (I wanted the Irish Tour album but those pukes at Spotify don’t have it)

Live Streaming Music

Tonight while I was cooking dinner (chicken breasts [because my wife rules], instant mashed potatoes, and steamed broccoli) I was listening to today’s new episode of the Gig Gab podcast.  They were talking about making the best of every bar and club and music venue in American being closed and all of their gigs canceled by live streaming their bands.

Lizardfish has done that a couple of times and it’s always goofy fun.  Listening to the discussion really made me want to get the four of us into a room together to just play for Facebook Live.  It’ll be a couple of weeks as we’re not all riding it out in the same general region of New England, but I think once we all are back in the same state again we should do it.

Turns out I’m not the only one thinking of this.  Neil Young let it be known today that he’s going to do some live streaming from his home.  His wife is going to run the camera.  His wife is Daryl Hannah.  I had no idea he was married to a member of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, though she never got that Hattori Hanzo sword, did she.

After hearing this, I think we absolutely have to live stream our next practice.  I mean, Neil wrote “Rocking in the Free World.”  We play “Rocking in the Free World.”  Now we can have two things in common with Neil.  It’s pretty much our destiny, don’t you think?

A Supermarket Kinda Day

As implied by the previous post, I went to the supermarket this morning.  One of the (multiple) Market Basket locations on route 28 in Salem, NH.  I was able to get most of the things on my admittedly short list.  The notable exceptions were chicken and eggs.  Those sections of the store were either empty or filled with other stuff.  They only had a few check out lines open while I was there so the wait was pretty long.  Not terrible, but kinda long.

I’m working from home today.  My wife was too but she decided to take a little PTO.  The kids were both out of school.  They both start remote classes on Wednesday.  Today is actually a dad’s house day though so after hanging out here for most of the morning they went over to his house.

Jen decided to get onto the supermarket bandwagon too.  She’s doing a ton of reconnaissance/shopping as she hits a number of non-Market Basket locations in the neighboring towns.  They all, mostly, seem to be out of chicken.  She was able to get some expensive stuff at McKinnon’s in Salem, but other than that the pickings are a little slim.  I am hopeful that she will stumble across a well stocked supermarket that no one else in New England has heard about.  It could happen (no it couldn’t).  We live very close to a number of high traffic retail areas that have lots of options for food.  There are big supermarkets, little supermarkets, butcher shops, convenience stores, everything.  We have options if this thing drags on for a long time.

As of this moment, just a few days into the major Massachusetts shut downs, we are wanting for nothing… except chicken and eggs.  A huge part of my personal Weight Watchers menu revolves around eating eggs.  They are zero points.  I have to cut back though, in a big way.  I need to conserve eggs.  I never ever thought I would type that sentence, but here we are.

Most important, Harry is well stocked with diabetes supplies.  We had a few things delivered from Amazon today.  We expected them to be delayed but they actually got here early.  Thank you, Amazon.

On the news front, the big story I am seeing today is Canada is closing it’s borders.  The headlines all say they are closing the border to non-Canadian citizens, but in truth US citizens are currently exempt from the ban.  Bellana had plans to visit Montreal later this week.  I think those plans have been postponed.  I hope so.  I can’t imagine how much it would suck if they closed the border to US citizens while she and her American friends were on the wrong side of the border.  Not to imply that the Province of Quebec is anything other than beautiful and wonderful, but it would be terrible to be that far from home with no chance to get back.

The Massachusetts Department of Public Health should be updating the infection numbers within the next few minutes.  Is it naive of me to hope that the rate of transmission is dropping?  Yeah, I think so.  I’m still going to do it though.  Fingers crossed.

The Latest Massachusetts COVID-19 News

There was a ton of new information given out by the state of Massachusetts today.  The Governor has put some major changes into place.

Please allow me to quote a story from nbcboston.com.  It is titled Gov. Baker Closes Schools, Bans Mid-Size Gatherings, Eating at Restaurants, it was written by Kaitlin McKinley Becker, and it was published about three hours ago.

Here’s the full text, but you can visit the story here:

Baker said the three-week suspension of educational services is out of an abundance of caution for the health and safety of children and school staff and given the evolving data regarding the cases of COVID-19.

The school closures go into effect Tuesday and will remain in place through April 7, the governor said.

Gov. Baker ordered a slate of other coronavirus changes, including:

Any restaurant, bar or establishment that offers food or drink shall not permit on-premises consumption. These establishments may continue to offer food for takeout or delivery, effective Tuesday. Establishments must also follow social distancing protocols outlined in the department of public health guidance. This order does not apply to grocery stores or pharmacies, Baker said. “This is about bars and restaurants and those places people do not absolutely have to go,” he said.
Gatherings of over 25 people will be prohibited, including all community, civic, public, leisure, faith-based events, sporting events with spectators, concerts, conventions, and any similar event or activity that brings together 25 or more people in a single room or a single space at the same time. This includes venues like fitness centers, private clubs and theaters. This order amends last week’s guidance that prohibited gatherings of 250 people or more.
Some requirements will be relaxed around current unemployment claims, allowing many workers who are affected by closures to get some financial relief faster.
Emergency legislation will be filed to allow new claims to be paid more quickly by waiving the one-week waiting period for unemployment benefits that currently exist under state law.
Emergency regulations will be filed to expand eligibility around collecting unemployment for people who have been impacted by COVID-19.
Long-term care facilities and nursing homes will be prohibited from allowing any visitors.
Hospitals will be required to screen visitors and restrict visitation.
The Registry of Motor Vehicles will extend the renewal timeline for certain credentials to reduce the need for customers to physically visit an RMV service center for in-person transactions.
Hospitals will be directed to postpone elective surgeries to ensure medical workers and hospital space is available.
All commercial health insurance carriers will be ordered to allow providers to deliver services via Telehealth, allowing people to avoid physically going anywhere should they need to consult a medical professional.
Legislative package will be filed to help address challenges surrounding the municipal governance issues that have been raised by many cities and towns, including potential delays and holding town meetings and adopting fiscal year 2021 municipal budgets.
While it was announced last week, legislation will be filed Monday to officially postpone the Boston Marathon until September 14, 2020.
These orders will remain in effect through April 17.

“I realize these measures are unprecedented. But we are asking our residents to take a deep breath and understand the rationale behind this guidance,” Baker said. “As we said yesterday, grocery stores are getting restocked. The reason we are seeing bare shelves on the news and when we shop is because people are taking stocking up a little overboard. Just remember if you buy two years worth of canned soup, that just means your neighbor may have to go without.”

Gov. Baker also addressed rampant rumors regarding a shelter-in-place order, saying he has no plans for that.

“Everybody needs to get their news from legitimate places, not from their friend’s friend’s friend’s friend,” he said.

Baker said for the vast majority of people, approximately 80-percent of the population, coronavirus would mostly feel like the flu and would not lead to hospitalization.

“But the reason we are taking this so seriously is because it is incredibly contagious,” he said. “There will be more cases of COVID-19, but we also know that if we take decisive steps now and everyone plays their part by following the best medical guidance, we can slow down the spread, and our healthcare system can be better positioned to care for the people who need it.”

Health officials said Sunday the number of residents tested has jumped from 475 to nearly 800.

The 26 new cases were announced amid the Commonwealth’s effort to ramp up testing for the coronavirus after restrictions were loosened on testing protocols.

New guidance from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention only requires clinicians to submit one nasal swab, as opposed to submitting both nasal and throat swabs that were required before. With the change in clinical testing protocols, the State Lab’s testing capacity has doubled, increasing to approximately 400 patients a day, up from 200.

Massachusetts clinicians now also have more flexibility to determine which patients should be tested without having to call DPH’s Epi Line.

With more clinical labs in the Bay State working to get FDA approval, health officials say even more testing capacity will be available soon.

As of Sunday, the Massachusetts State Public Health Laboratory has tested 799 patients, officials said, up from 475 one day prior.

Forty-five of the state’s 164 positive cases have been subsequently confirmed by the CDC.

Four of the 26 new cases announced Sunday are related to the employee meeting held at a Boston hotel by the Cambridge biotech firm Biogen last month. Health officials say 108 of the 164 cases are now tied to the Feb. 24-27 meeting held at the Marriott Long Wharf hotel, which has since closed “in the interest of public health.”

Included in the new cases is a health care worker at Boston’s Brigham and Women’s Hospital. The hospital announced the case Sunday morning and said patients and staff who may have had contact with the infected worker are being contacted.

Eight more cases are associated with travel, bringing that total to 13. Eight remain associated with a cluster in western Massachusetts, and 35 of them are now under investigation, health officials say.

Of the state’s 164 cases, 74 are women and 90 are men. Middlesex County residents still account for nearly half, 75, of the cases statewide. Norfolk and Suffolk counties both have 31 cases, while there are nine cases in Berkshire County. There are now six cases each in Essex and Worcester counties.

Plymouth, Hampden, Barnstable and Bristol counties have one case each. Two cases are of unknown counties at this time.

Two more patients have been hospitalized, bringing the total to 13 so far, though 36 other cases are listed as being under investigation, according to Sunday’s figures.

The update in coronavirus cases Sunday came shortly after Boston Mayor Marty Walsh declared a public health emergency over the coronavirus outbreak and announced sweeping changes for bars and restaurants in the city in an effort to protect residents.

Boston EMS urge people to not call 911 to request COVID-19 testing. People are asked to call their primary care providers, the mayor’s health line at 617-534-5050, or the state DPH information line at 211.

Virus-related symptoms include fever (100.4°F or higher), cough, trouble breathing, or shortness of breath.

The main take away from our selfish point of view is that there will be no gatherings of greater than 25 people, and restaurants and bars are only allowed to offer take out services.  Grocery stores and pharmacies can stay open.

I first read about restrictions like this being enacted in parts of Italy late last week.  This is just the start of the difficulties.  The one thing I am afraid of is towns blocking their borders.  We share custody over the kids with their father and he lives two towns away from us.  Unfortunately given the circumstances, that two town distance includes the state line between Massachusetts and New Hampshire.  If that border closes while the kids are on the wrong side of it, it will be pretty fucking awful for us.  Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that.

When You Come Down to it, This is Just Going to Suck

My wife and I were talking about COVID-19 today.  To summarize, both of our companies are on a full work from home and both kids (college and high school) are on a remote class schedule.

The kids haven’t had any classes since the policy went into effect, and I haven’t telecommuted since my company’s policy started.  Jen has been at home since Wednesday.

Today she said to me, tomorrow is the start of the first full week of all of this but it feels like we’ve been doing it for a year.

Truer words were never spoken.  There were some jokes going around on bookFayce around the start of February that said something like January was a really long year.  Again, how true… but… Something tells me we’re going to look back at March 2020 as one of the most painful experiences in any of our lives, and that’s not even bringing the possibility of the mortality rate into account.  The social distancing alone is going to eventually be flat out soul crushing.

It’s the right thing to do, no question… it’s just going to be tough.

Addendum: My mouse was hovering over the Publish button when we heard that all bars and restaurants in Boston are now supposed to close by 11:00 PM.  Again, the right move… just… ouch.

COVID-19 PSA

Here’s a little public service announcement to all the numb nutz fascist collaborators spouting their bullshit saying the media is creating the panic and using the H1N1 outbreak as proof.

I’ll write this in big letters so that I am sure you can see it, m’kay?

COVID-19 IS NOT THE FUCKING FLU.  THEY ARE NOT THE SAME THING.  THEY ARE NOT EVEN CLOSE TO SIMILAR.  THE TRANSMISSION AND DEATH RATES FOR COVID-19 ARE ASTRONOMICALLY HIGHER THAN H1N1, YOU FUCKING MORONS.

You shit heels should probably stop listening to the nazi propaganda news network commonly known fox, and you should maybe stop being such a sucker for nice looking memes generated in russia.  I’m just saying, your health might thank you for it next month.

You fucking idiots.