Ouch

My back is so mad at me right now.

Perfect

Today is an absolutely perfect late-spring day, and I am going to ruin it by mowing the lawn.

Cheers!

My wife put a breading on the chicken dinner tonight and it was gooooooooood.

I just thought you should know.

Patches is bummed out over the ice cream fail.

Oh sweet merciful fate, it is here at last. Oh joy oh rapture oh bliss….

It is Friday. Friday at last.

The weekend is less thank nine hours away. It cannot get here fast enough.

It.
Cannot.
Get.
Here.
Fast.
Enough.

It’s Friday!

Happy Socially Distanced Friday, everyone! Wash your hands, wear your mask, and Black Lives Matter.

It’s Friday!

I climbed to the top of the peanut butter mountain, and at the summit I found the king…

…and that sets the new bar for ridiculous pretentious posts.

Hey Patches, don’t hog the Apple TV remote, you remote hog.