Patches is staying up with me and we are both hanging on every pitch.

Three outs to go.
Patches is staying up with me and we are both hanging on every pitch.

Three outs to go.
Not jinxing not jinxing
With one out in the top of the eighth, someone is winning 6-1 and it is definitely not the Yankees.
Five outs to go for the Red Sox. Hang in there. Shut them down.
Again, trying not to jinx anything. It’s not a no-hitter, but let’s act like it is, sort of… or something.
After five innings the Yankees are still not winning. Actually, in the top of the sixth the Yankees are not winning 3-1, but someone is.
It was 3-0 after five. Now it’s 3-1.
Okay, panic time.
Let’s go Red Sox, hold that lead, please.
I’m not going to say anything that might jinx things…. So… how to describe….
After two innings, the Yankees are not winning. Someone is winning, 2-0, but it’s not the fucking Yankees.
Are you diggin’ where I’m comin’ from? Are you picking up what I’m putting down.
Go Red Sox.
What a fashion model diva, am I right?
Work it! Work it!

This Hello Fresh meal was designed to do two things. First, get as much oil onto the floor as possible. Second stress me right the fuck out.

Here’s a spoiler free review of the season two premier of Walking Dead World Beyond…
It’s just so…. Gimple, you know?
A full season getting from point A to point B followed by PSYCH! Fooled you.
It’s not a bad episode it’s just…. Gimple, you know what I mean? It’s so Gimple.
I was about to start writing something but tonight’s episode of The Walking Dead started. We need to wait for a commercial break. Hold on…..
….okay, commercial break.
We had a FaceTime call with my step daughter tonight. Always great to check in. She was telling us that she got accepted into a research project. Jen asked her what they were working on. It was all casual conversation like.
As soon as the question was out though, Bellana lit up like the sun. She started talking about the project with a level of excitement that was unreal. It was amazing to witness. She was thrilled.
She is so clearly studying the right subject. 100%.
At one point she was talking about cloning cells. I was going to ask if she could clone Patches. Just before I did, Patches walked into the room and vomited about 20 pounds of puke onto our nice hardwood floor.
Yeah, maybe we don’t clone Patches just yet.