I have arrived at puréed food school. Here we go!
Class
Category: Generic
Quiet
No Bruins game tonight.
No Red Sox game tonight.
No Marvel movies left to watch.
I guess I’ll just stare at the walls, drinking this protein shake and stressing about my mother whose been in the hospital all day. What the hell are we going to do?
Shoulder Bunny
Yeah, I’m really grasping at straws for post topics today. Sorry, folks.
All Done
Seeing as I’m stuck at home recovering from surgery, and Jen is working, was there any doubt that today would be a serious Marvel Movie Day? Of course it is.
Here is The Great 2022 Marvel Cinematic Universe Chronological Rewatch of 2022 Update:
- Phase One-ish
Captain America: The First AvengerCaptain MarvelIron ManThe Incredible HulkIron Man 2ThorMarvel’s The Avengers
- Phase Two-ish
Iron Man 3Thor: The Dark WorldCaptain America: The Winter SoldierGuardians of the GalaxyGuardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2Avengers: Age of UltronAnt-Man
- Phase Three-ish
Captain America: Civil WarBlack WidowSpider-Man: HomecomingBlack PantherDoctor StrangeThor: RagnarokAnt-Man and the WaspAvengers: Infinity WarAvengers: EndgameSpider-Man: Far From Home
- Phase four-ish
EternalsShang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten RingsSpider-Man: No Way Home
When Doctor Strange 2 comes to Disney+ (on July 8th?) I’ll add an addendum, but for now the Marvel Chronological Rewatch is done. Finished. In the can, as the saying goes.
Shang-Chi was better on the second viewing. It’s almost like they knew everyone would still be bummed out over Infinity War so they made a movie that was just ass kicking, balls to the wall action scenes all the way through. Sure it takes a breath here and there, but really it’s just constant action and I loved it.
No Way Home… Let’s just say that Doctor Strange 2 needs to be friggin’ amazing of it’s just going to look silly following No Way Home. Great. Freaking. Movie.
And that, ladies and germs, is the end of my rewatch.
Now what?
I watched WandaVision all the way through not too long ago. I’m thinking of doing the Disney+ shows starting with Falcon and Winter Soldier but sticking WandaVision at the end so that I can say I rewatched ’em all, without rewatching something I just watched. Maybe. Maybe I’ll just rewatch DareDevil and Jessica Jones and Luke Cage and The Defenders now that they are all on Disney+ too. Oh, and yes I did leave one out. Yeah. On purpose. Sorry, Mr Knight of Flowers guy.
Convalescent Space
My house has a dedicated convalescent space and it’s super nice.
PatchRabbit
I forget what I called my new get-well-soon-bunny the other day, but the actual name is PatchRabbit.
You heard it here first.
Broth
Chicken broth. Seems to be working better than anything else right now.
I’m probably going to hit it pretty hard going forward.
Still Going
Hey, I bet you all thought I forgot about this. Not when I’m so close to finishing!
Here is The Great 2022 Marvel Cinematic Universe Chronological Rewatch of 2022 Update:
- Phase One-ish
Captain America: The First AvengerCaptain MarvelIron ManThe Incredible HulkIron Man 2ThorMarvel’s The Avengers
- Phase Two-ish
Iron Man 3Thor: The Dark WorldCaptain America: The Winter SoldierGuardians of the GalaxyGuardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2Avengers: Age of UltronAnt-Man
- Phase Three-ish
Captain America: Civil WarBlack WidowSpider-Man: HomecomingBlack PantherDoctor StrangeThor: RagnarokAnt-Man and the WaspAvengers: Infinity WarAvengers: EndgameSpider-Man: Far From Home
- Phase four-ish
Eternals- Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
- Spider-Man: No Way Home
It took me four sittings to get through Eternals. I don’t think it’s a bad movie, I just can’t really get invested in any of it. I just didn’t care. I wonder if they ever make an Eternals 2 (which the ending of the movie strongly suggests), would that make this movie more interesting? I can’t even guess. I just feel odd seeing Robb Stark and Jon Snow. The last time I saw them, Jon ended up on Robb’s throne. This time, Jon ends up with Robb’s girl. It’s just weird.
Up next is Shang-Chi. I enjoyed this one a lot the first time I watched it. This time, I can’t help but fear that I am going to see it as just standing in the way of No Way Home. I’m sure it will be fine. I’ll probably start watching it after I heat up a bowl of chicken broth. Mmm mmm good!
Oh yeah, I technically need to add Doctor Strange 2 to the end of the list as it’s out in theaters now. I am not going to include it on this rewatch though as there is no way in hell I am going to a theater. I thought about buying a ticket and then pirating it, but I think this time around I want to be a good boy. Surgical karma and shit, you know?
Bertha!
Every time I turn around, Bertha the plant clipping has a new branch growing. I’m so proud of her!
Emotional Support Cat
Sure, Patches is my emotional support cat, but as soon as I mentioned that a couple of the incision spots might be starting to get itchy a bit she just checked out.
