Guitar Shake to Shuffle

I just finished putting rhythm guitar tracks onto two song demos. Look at me being musically productive!

Also, I used Hipstamatic’s Shake-To-Shuffle on my new iPhone for the first time. Wow!

Haiku for You #226

A haiku for the end of the world……

It all ends Monday.
The shit hits the fan for real.
Same shit, different term.

Upgrade?

Naps

Two cats napping on a Friday night. What excitement.

Haiku for You #225

trump is a nazi.
Scum of the earth dontcha know.
Rot in hell, asshole.

Lie, or Misdirection?

When the doctor says, “this isn’t going to hurt”…….

……and then it hurts.

Is that a lie or is it just some clever misdirection?

Haiku for You #224

A political haiku for you… well… more like a lament for the country I used to live in done in haiku form. Artsy and shit.

Inauguration.
I can’t deal with him again.
It’s so depressing.

Shuffle

We’re doing the conference call shuffle around here today.

I have a meeting at 12:30. I’ll be there. But wait, now I have a second meeting at the same time. You go to this one and I’ll go to the other one. But wait, the first meeting is cancelled. Good, I’ll go to the other meeting. But wait, that meeting is moving and another meeting is taking its place.

Monday, Monday. Can’t trust that day. Just don’t do what they did on Friday. Don’t book me into a meeting at 1:00pm. That’s my lunch time. Pretty please don’t mess with my lunch time.