I did some Googlin’ about dumping syndrome and I am not sure I had it. Apparently there are two types of dumping syndrome, early and late. I didn’t have early. That happens 10-30 minutes after eating so that’s out. Late happens 1-3 hours later so the timeline matches up. I’m not sure about the symptoms though.

Heart palpitations (Maybe?)
Sweating (Yes)
Hunger (No… unless the pain was from my stomach being empty, but it didn’t seem that way)
Confusion (No… at least I don’t think so)
Fatigue (Hard to say as I was dead tired to begin with)
Aggression (Definitely not)
Tremors (Yes, twice to be specific)
Fainting (No)

Another area of this particular article lists these as well, but they might be just for early, I’m not sure:

abdominal cramping (Is that another way to say stomach pain? If it is, then oh yes)
fast heartbeat (I don’t remember)
lightheadedness (No)
diarrhea (No… I almost wish there had been. I think it would have helped)

On an unrelated note, I am nearing the end of my first of three days in the office this week and it’s fricken freezing in here, Mr Bigglesworth.

This post is more of just a reminder to me to do some research when I get a chance… someday. I’m in the office today and the next two days and the schedule is jam packed with stuff. I don’t know when I’ll get a minute to myself. Well… another minute besides the one minute I’m spending on this.

When I first looked into gastric bypass I was warned of dumping syndrome. Think of it as a huge penalty for eating things your new stomach can’t handle. I am one day shy of 51 weeks since the surgery and I think I may have experienced it for the first time last night.

I ate a snack before bed then went to sleep. Three hours later I woke up to pee because I am old. When I got out of bed my stomach immediately starting hurting a lot. I mean, a lot. Like on a scale from 1-10 the pain was probably a 7-8. I tried to lie back down but it got worse. I tried to sit up straight but it also got worse. I tried to walk around but it got even worse. I couldn’t get any relief from it at all. It was brutal and it lasted for 2.5 hours without a break. I ended up in a fetal position on the living room floor begging my stomach to stop hurting me. It started at 2:30am and finally started to let up at 5:00am.

I don’t know if it was dumping syndrome (which is basically just your digestive system rejecting sugar) but I was told dumping felt like dying and that’s as good a description of how I felt last night as any. It was awful.

I need to poll the various support groups and find out what the individual symptoms are like. I need to know if that’s what I experienced last night or not. I also need it to never, ever happen again. I already threw out the snacks I had before bed last night. Never again, kids. Never again.