A couple of weeks I grabbed a soda out of the fridge. It was part of a six pack of bottles of Diet Pepsi. I tried to open it and could not. Despite my seemingly super human strength (really I just put my weight behind it… and there is so much weight… it seems super human to the outside observer) I could not get the bastard open. There was something wrong with the cap. It was off the screw top track somehow and it wouldn’t budge.
I got pissed off and threw it away. Tempers can sometimes run short during a pandemic, as I’m sure the whole human race is aware.
This morning as I was starting my work day I went to the fridge and grabbed a soda… and the same thing happened.
Not this time, you prick. Not. This. Time.
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