Has the human race ever produced a tool as useless as the scissors in a Swiss Army style pocket knife?
Seriously, I’ve seen wet noodles* do a better job scissoring things than these scissors scissor things.
*I actually haven’t. I wrote that as more of an exaggerated expression to illustrate my point. I wasn’t lying to you. I was using a metaphorical type thingie. Really. I promise.
All of my April rhythm guitar parts are done, including a bonus 11th song that I started at 3:30am today when I was too pissed off at facebook to sleep.
I wonder… if I stop taking pictures of whatever guitar I am playing every time I play, would the world go back to normal? Is all of this my fault somehow?
Damn it!
If you see a picture of a Gibson SG and the calendar says it’s April of 2020 then that means I recorded rhythm guitar parts tonight. Songs #7 and #8 are all set.
The guitar was played tonight.
After I played through one RPM song I made Tewksbury Tweets (!!!!!!!!) while listening to Cream. If you’re wondering how Eric setup his Gibson SG to get what he uber pretentiously referred to as “woman tone”, here’s the secret:
Raise your hand if you made some TEWKSBURY FREAKIN’ TWEETS tonight.
The work day was over but I was still at my desk. I was working on a little musical idea. I guess that makes her a band member.
