Sure it’s an exhibition, but I am totally watching Bruins hockey right now. The season re-starts this weekend.

Sure it’s an exhibition, but I am totally watching Bruins hockey right now. The season re-starts this weekend.

Sometimes I like to look back through this blog to see what happened on this day in history. I’ve got posts going back 14 years now so there is the potential for a lot of stuff. This morning before work I did exactly that. I read every post (well, I skimmed every post) made on the 10th of April in each year from 2006 through 2020.
One thing of note was a post in 2010 where I mentioned the Bruins scoring three goals on a single penalty kill. I did not remember that at all. Let me rephrase to keep with the South Park ‘Member Berries theme, I did not ‘member that at all.
Wouldn’t you know it, some one posted this video onto the Bruins subreddit today. It recaps all three of the goals. It was an NHL record, as Jack Edwards will tell you in about three and a half minutes.
So, do you ‘member hockey? Yeah, I ‘member!
The NHL is expected to suspend the regular season today. The commish has a call with the ownership group at 1:00pm Eastern (they are probably all on the call as I type this). After the shit show in the NBA last night*, it is expected he will temporarily pull the plug.
I was sincerely hoping this would not happen*. David Pastrnak is sitting on 48 goals for the season. I was really hoping the league would keep operating long enough for him to score two more. When was the last time the Boston Bruins had a 50 goal scorer? According to this article, the last time was when Cam Neely did it in ’93/’94. I was really hoping Pasta would tick this box before things went bad for the league. The Bruins have a game tomorrow in Buffalo. Couldn’t Commissioner Bettman give him one more game to see if he can pot two more goals?
Oh well. They are telling teams to look into booking games through July. I just hope Pasta doesn’t cool off during this unfortunate break in the season.
In closing, here is a list of Boston Bruins 50 goal scorers:
*Unlike the NHL, the NBA has confirmed players have COVID-19. The first, NBA patient zero, if you will, was joking about the virus just a couple of days ago. During a press conference the rocket scientist made a show of touching all of the microphones, effectively guaranteeing that all of his teammates who were interviewed after him caught the virus that he was already carrying.
*This is sarcasm. Like, #sarcasm. Everyone in North America knew this was coming and it’s not a bad thing.
The Bruins scored a game winning goal in game five of their first round playoff series against Ottawa! Awesome!
Oh, wait.
I couldn’t hear the TV. I saw what looked like a goal, I saw the refs up to their nose in replays, I saw the no goal called, and I saw the game continued. I also saw the entire Boston sports radio community completely lose their shit on twitter.
A short time later I saw an Ottawa skater fall on the puck in the goal crease. I might have also seen the same player close his hand on the puck in the goal crease. I also so that no one was given a penalty shot. I guess I was wrong about that particular rule.
I am so incredibly sick of seeing Bruins goals waved off on replays. It has sucked a very large percentage of the fun out of the NHL this year. I am just fed up with it. The replay system in the NHL is insulting and has to go away. It won’t, but it has to.
ADDENDUM: The Bruins won the game in the second overtime. Justice.
After losing all four games against the Ottawa Senators this season, the Bruins heroically took game one of their first round playoff series against the Senators.
The post season is underway and somehow, magically, the Bruins are part of it… and they won’t get swept!
This has been a pretty good night, right?
Go Bruins!
I will post my first round predictions eventually. Or I won’t. I don’t know.
Last year the Bruins needed to win their last game to have a shot at making the playoffs. Their #1 goalie, Tuukka Rask, however was sick that day and couldn’t play. They lost that last game and didn’t qualify for the playoffs.
This year the Bruins had already qualified for the playoffs but needed a win in their last game to avoid getting stuck with a first round match up against the #1 seeded Washington Capitals. Tuukka didn’t call in sick this time, but the team did give him the day off. The Bruins lost, the Maple Leafs won, the Bruins dropped to the bottom seed in the Eastern Conference and will now face Washington in the first round.
Awesome.
I don’t really blame Tuukka, but what the hell, Tuukka?! When we are down three games to none against the Caps are you going to take a day off for game four too?
ADDENDUM:
Okay, I guess there still is one way that the Bruins could jump back up to third in the division and not have to face Washington. Something along the lines of Toronto losing today in regulation. I guess that would make us even in the first tie breaker, which Toronto currently wins, and the Bruins have the second tie breaker. Something stupid like that. It doesn’t matter. They still gave Tuukka the day off for a must win game, and Tuukka still accepted it. Dude should have gone to the coach and said screw you, I’m playing.
The Bruins have nine games left. They are the third seed in the Atlantic division with 82 points. Toronto is in fourth with 81 points and they are sitting in the second Eastern wild card spot with 11 games left.
Or, that was the case before play started tonight. Toronto just beat Columbus.
So now the Bruins are out of the Atlantic playoff spots and are sitting in the second wild card spot. The Islanders are four points back with 11 games left.
Why do I feel like I’ve seen this movie before?
Each of the last two years the Bruins have collapsed in the last days of the regular season and dropped out of the playoffs at the last second. Am I wrong in fearing that we’re being set up for the same fall this year? They’ve already lost three in a row. Is the collapse under way? I don’t want to believe it, but damn it the evidence is clearly stacking up. Three final stretch chokes in a row?
It can’t happen again…
Can it?
The Boston Bruins opened the 2016–17 season last night with a win against the Columbus Blue Jackets.
Everyone who is happy that they kicked off the new year with a win, raise your hand.
(Robert raises his hand)
Everyone who walked out to the middle of the Tobin Bridge when Tuukka Rask let in a goal on the very first shot he saw this season, raise your hand.
(Robert raises his hand)
I am so glad hockey is back (especially after the pathetic way the Red Sox season ended) but I know full well that it’s going to be a long year.
The tree is up, the boy and I went to his band practice while Jen and the girl went Christmas shopping, then the girl and I went food shopping while Jen and the boy went Christmas shopping.
Now all three of them are playing Warcraft together. Know what that means? That means I get to watch me some Boston Bruins hockey!
The Bruins are in the Winter Classic this year. New Years Day against the Canadiens at Gillette Stadium. I’ve still never been to Gillette. New Years Day runs the risk of brutally cold weather, and that’s the main reason I didn’t look at tickets when they first became available.
Today though, I just looked at stubhub. The cheapest tickets they have are running about $220 each. The seats themselves though… I think they are closer to Rhode Island than to the actual ice.
Still… no, I can’t… but still….