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Almost Forgot

I swear I’m not doing a Flickr photo-a-day thing. I swear. I did it last year. The last day was August 31st. 366 days (2020 was a leap year) with at least one photo each day.

Then it was over. I stopped. It’s purely a coincidence that for the 301 days since I finished I’ve still taken at least one photo each day. It just happened, right? It wasn’t planned.

Of course tonight at 9:00pm when I realized I didn’t have a pic for today I just took one for shits and giggles. It had nothing to do with a photo-a-day thing. Purely a coincidence.

I Am the Single Dumbest Person on Earth

I left the house at 7:40 or so. A smidge later than I wanted to (I find that I am using the word “smidge” in posts way too often these days. I’ll work on that) but with plenty of time to get to the office by 9:00. As soon as I was on the road, Waze started freaking out about an accident on route 93. It detoured me through the heart of Andover (the richest town in the area and yes I did drive past a golf course) onto roads I had never seen before in my life. Finally I got back onto 93 and hit another traffic jam at the junction with route 128 which then turned into a traffic jam on 128 just after the junction.

By this point I was on the verge of fury. That’s when I realized I forgot my security badge and I was not going to be able to operate the elevators or get into the stairwells. That’s when I stopped being on the verge of fury and embraced it full, like an old friend I haven’t seen in years. I turned around immediately and went home.

I am so mad at myself.

I am so mad at myself.

I am so mad at myself.

Game One – Second Intermission

I watched the first period. I didn’t watch the second, and I’ll likely sleep through the third.

After two periods the Lightning are up 2-1. Having the lead is good, but it’s too close for me. Having a 15 goal lead would be better.

Hang on, Tampa Bay.

What’s in the Box

What’s in the box? Come on, what’s in the box?

I’ll tell ya… it’s the start of my desk… as in… my desk in the office. The bag on top of the box has my computer inside.

I’m going to the office tomorrow… to like…. Work.

The last time I worked in the office was 472 days ago.

I seriously do not want to go.

Jen Said I did Good

The secret seems to be to get the veggies just about to the point where they are about to burn. I think. I mean, it’s not like I actually know what I’m doing or anything.

Remember that scene in Goblet of Fire when Neville has been at the dance all night, cutting the rug like crazy and he’s all like, can you believe it? It’s me? That’s exactly how I feel when I eat quinoa. Me?