The secret seems to be to get the veggies just about to the point where they are about to burn. I think. I mean, it’s not like I actually know what I’m doing or anything.
Remember that scene in Goblet of Fire when Neville has been at the dance all night, cutting the rug like crazy and he’s all like, can you believe it? It’s me? That’s exactly how I feel when I eat quinoa. Me?