Author: robertjames1971

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Prepped for Trick or Treat

Trick or Treating in my town starts at 5:00pm tonight.

I booked some time off so that I can be out of work in time to give out candy tonight. I am prepped and ready to go, even though it doesn’t start for another 7.25 hours or so. Sorry.

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Three Wishes

You have three magic genie wishes, what are you asking for?

Daily writing prompt
  1. Peace, love, happiness, and prosperity for all of my family and friends.
  2. Infinite funds and financial security for all of my family and friends.
  3. Disney’s Aladdin be damned, I’m wishing for infinite wishes.

Yes I know, old Uncle Walt made my third wish illegal, but the Disney Corporation can kiss my ass, I am wishing for more wishes. Sure, by the rules of the movie Aladdin I would basically be turning the Genie into my eternal personal servant, but he should have seen that coming when he first got into the business. Am I right or am I right? Call it an occupational hazard. The dude got what was coming to him.

Fear the Walking Dumpster Fire

Every time I torture myself with a new episode of Fear the Walking Dead I go into it with the thought that however bad it will be, and I know it will be insultingly awful, at least it can’t be as bad as the last episode. Nothing could be worse than the last horrid piece of shit television that was the last episode.

Then the new episode is so awful, so terrible, so disgustingly bad, that it not only is worse than the previous episode, it is worse by miles and miles. It is so much worse that I feel like I have just eaten mud. It is so much worse that I feel like I have just punched a puppy in the face with brass knuckles.

It just happened again. I just finished last night’s new episode and it was so much worse than last week’s, and last week’s was the worst episode I’ve ever forced myself to watch.

What the actual fuck, AMC? How do you let this utter shit on the air? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Fear the Walking MacBook

I haven’t watched last night’s Fear the Walking Dead episode. Let me rephrase, I haven’t bitterly hate watched last night’s Fear the Walking Dead episode. I have to watch it tonight. Why? Because I need it to go away and I don’t want to wait any longer. Let’s get the garbage overwith.

There’s a Bruins game on tonight though. I’d rather watch that. There’s a World Series game too and I’d rather watch that. Strangely, there is also an Apple event. Rumor has it they are going to announce new MacBook Pros with M3 chips. I would rather watch that too.

Nope. At some point tonight I am going to ignore all of the good things available and watch the new episode of the worst television show I’ve ever subjected myself to. What the hell is wrong with me?

Photo(s) a Day Challenge

I took a few pics this morning but I couldn’t decide which one should be today’s photo-a-day challenge pic. These were the front runners.

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I went with the guitar. I probably should have gone with the hand weights because it would be something different. I did use the weights today. First time in a long time. I need to make it a daily habit. Get to it, Robert.

(Not Quite) Daily Haiku for You #69

I missed two days worth of haiku this weekend. I want to call it daily but I can’t because I keep missing days!

Anyway, today’s not quite daily haiku for you is inspired by me trying to get back to my daily exercise routine which was put on hold for a week when I hurt my back.

Daily exercise,
Put on hold for a full week.
Back on track today.