I hate snow. I hate winter. Each big storm brings me one step closer to moving to Southern California where snow isn’t a thing.
Author: robertjames1971
Cold
The weather forecast is calling for an ass kicking snow storm tomorrow. Somewhere between one and 1.5 feet of snow. Yippee.
I’m trying to get things ready for the storm. I went grocery shopping last night so we have what we need for French Toast. (That’s a New England joke, FYI) A few minutes ago I took out the trash and the recycling, to make sure it won’t get too full at a time when it’s not easy to do.
We didn’t get any snow today, but we did see the temperature drop very low. It was three degrees Fahrenheit when I woke up this morning. By the time I finished my morning routine it was down to zero. It’s a smidge warmer than that now. I think it’s seven degrees. My point here is that when I stepped outside with my bag of trash it was so cold I started coughing. Yes, that’s right. It was so cold it was hard to breath.
I. Hate. Winter.
Not that it matters. The US government has declared open season on the citizens of the United States. A second American was slaughtered by government gestapo in Minnesota today. They are gunning us down.
Haiku for You #285
A haiku blog post about blog posts. The first of it’s kind on Earth? Could be.
Thought it would be fun,
To mess with some older posts.
But I fucked it up.
Haiku for You #284
Remember the days,
Before fascism returned?
trump is a nazi.
Haiku for You #283
Venezuela,
Was never ours to fuck with.
trump is a nazi.
Note: You have to pronounce Venezuela as if it were five syllables. Ven-eh-zu-eh-la.
I don’t think it matters though… you get the point, right? He’s so afraid of the epstein files that he overthrew a sovereign nation. Pedo-nazi slime.
Haiku for You #282
Holiday season,
Is officially over.
January 5th.
Haiku for You #281
New Year’s Eve, again.
This year can kiss my fat ass.
Screw you, ’25.
Haiku for You #280
Day after xmas,
What’s Boxing Day anyway?
We don’t have that one.
We Did a Thing
Yesterday… we did a thing.
Happy New Car Day, HoHoHo.
Pardon My French
Pardon my French, but Wordle was a bitch today. A mean, cruel, and heartless bitch. I got it but it took all six tries.
My company also just gave me a ham for xmas dinner. HoHoHo and shit.

