I am in the office today. Last night I prepared completely. I packed up my laptop and charger, I packed up my Air Pods Max (which I forgot on one of these recent trips in). I filled up a water bottle. I made my lunch. Lunch was PB&J, a little bag of grapes, and a couple of granola bars. Delicious. I left the lunch bag in the fridge, but had everything else waiting for me on my desk.
You can see where this is going, right?
I am at my desk at work.
My lunch bag is still in the fridge.
Seriously… if I could contort myself in such a way as to do it, I would literally kick my own ass.
Idiot.
Looking like a Snickers bar for lunch for me today.
Inside the Red Head's Head 
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