Has the human race ever produced a tool as useless as the scissors in a Swiss Army style pocket knife?
Seriously, I’ve seen wet noodles* do a better job scissoring things than these scissors scissor things.
*I actually haven’t. I wrote that as more of an exaggerated expression to illustrate my point. I wasn’t lying to you. I was using a metaphorical type thingie. Really. I promise.
Inside the Red Head's Head 