How Patches Met Your Mother

Patches says, “Barney Stinson is not a role model.”

Coffee Cat

The coffee maker has been temporarily relocated during the kitchen remodel fun. The cat doesn’t quite know how to feel about it.

Cat Bath

Right on the couch? C’mon, Patches.

Patches Hates Bookfayce Too

Look at her. She’s seething with rage.

Hipsta-Kitty

I haven’t done. Shake to Shuffle Hipsta-Kitty in ages.

The Phantom Mouse Click

I am sitting at my desk in the bedroom watching yesterday’s That Pedal Show VCQ Live when I got a pop up on my screen saying my track pad was connected. Sure, I knew that already. I’m sittin’ here using it. Then a bunch of things popped up on my screen; The Vivaldi browser’s help window, and a download prompt, and then my YouTube window started scrolling.

I have a second wireless keyboard and track pad in Jen’s office for when I hang out at the second desk in there. I wonder if Jen put something down on the desk and it landed on the track pad. Jen came out into the kitchen and I asked. She had no idea what I was talking about.

That’s when we figured it out together. I went in to the office and sure enough there is Patches, sitting on my backup track pad.

No, kitty. You cannot take over my computer. You can’t read.