Important Question: Answered

I’m not sure what possessed me to do this, maybe some alien virus or something, but I have learned the answer to one of life’s more important questions.

Are the zombies in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies fast zombies or slow zombies?

Fast. The answer is, fast zombies.

You’re welcome. Now you don’t have to watch the movie yourself.

The Greatest Story Ever Told

I just learned some shocking news. The greatest movie ever made… the highest cinematic moment in the history of cinematic moments… the high water mark of western civilization’s artistic expression………

Is available on Amazon Prime Video.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is on Amazon Prime Video. Holy shit, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is on Amazon Prime Video!!!

Brain Candy

Apparently today is the 25th anniversary of the release of the Kids in the Hall movie, Brain Candy. Enjoy my favorite quote from this cinematic masterpiece of a cinematic masterpiece:

Now, because that was only 18 seconds long, here’s a classic from the TV show. Girl Drink Drunk.

The Sunday Night Movie: Addendum

Jen, my love, just commented that Harry Potter #5 was the first movie we saw together on a date. Also, tomorrow is the 14th anniversary of our first date. We didn’t actually go to the movies on our first date, but the connection is solid none the less.

14 years tomorrow and I’m still nuts about her.

That’s Disappointing

It’s been kinda a crummy weekend so far. Jen and I were looking for an old timey holiday friendly movie to watch to brighten things up a smidge. Something possessed me to suggest Holiday Inn, the Bing Crosby movie that includes the debut of the song White Christmas.

We made it as far as the black face scene.

Well, that’s disappointing.

Halloween Plans

So with over 1400 new cases of Covid-19 in Massachusetts today, and over 80,000 new cases nation wide, I figured I’d bring up the topic of Halloween plans.

What are you folks doing?

Wanna know what we’re doing?

Our plans are to turn off all the lights outside of the house, turn off all the lights inside the house that face the street, close all of the curtains, lock ourselves into a room in the back of the house and act like Shaun and Liz and Ed and Dianne and David and Shaun’s mom from Shaun of the Dead and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

Happy Covid-ween, everyone. Stay home and wash your damn hands!

Diana Rigg

Diana Rigg passed away. Cancer. I’m so sick of cancer.

She was wonderful. You all know her as the Queen of Thorns in Game of Thrones. You may all know her from the old TV series, The Avengers (not Marvel).

What we all should know her from though… the most important role she played… One of the most important roles in film history…

She played Mrs James Bond.

Rest in Peace, Mrs Bond.