I don’t know what we are doing right with this kiddo, but it’s been growing like nuts recently.

Also: Candles.

Say hello to my good friend, Mr CPAP Machine.

If I weren’t in hell right now, Mr CPAP would be forcing my airway to stay open so that I can reach the lower levels of sleep and actually enjoy the health benefits of rest, while also having the side effect of stopping me from snoring.

But none of that is ever going to happen again because I am in fact in hell.

Three of the five bulbs are out and I don’t think they have any more. Parent sitting is underway.