Questions for the Universe

My wife and I were having an in depth conversation about a fascinating subject and we were left with two important questions:

  1. Do cats burp?
  2. Do cats fart?

There were two related questions along the same lines:

  1. Have you ever heard a cat burp?
  2. Have you ever heard a cat fart?

It is my belief that if our cat, Patches, does indeed fart it will likely be a very high pitched, dainty sounding fart.

Happy Valentines Day

It’s Valentines Day. I hope you are with the one you love on a night like this. Here I am, sitting in my living room, watching the boob tube with the one I love. Jennifer is sitting right over there. We are together, and that makes me happy. Happier than I could ever explain.

Here’s a picture of our cat because cats are cool.