The universe is really shitty right now. Here’s a cat to cheer everyone up.

The universe is really shitty right now. Here’s a cat to cheer everyone up.

Patches sometimes doesn’t want me to watch TV. Little does she know that I’m huge and she’s tiny and I can pick her up and move her.

I’ve been sitting here for like 45 minutes and I had no idea she was in here with me.

I have just made a command decision for the family.
When we return from vacation I am going to gift cat, aka kitty, aka baby kitty, aka panic, aka panache, aka lady penolope clearwater, aka madam patchalotte of the rhode island patchalottes, aka patchie pants, aka patchiewatchiewoowoo, aka Patches a new litter box.
Her days of pooping in the current grody gross litter box are nearing an end.
