First of the Day

The first cat pic of the day. Enjoy.

Judgmental Cat

We didn’t make the bed today and Patches is sitting there judging me. Judging people is what a judgemental cat does.

Patches is watching The Crown. She’s the Queen of all she surveys and is laughing at the Windsors and their silly little monarchy.

So I’m sitting at my desk watching hockey and I turn around and there she is… watching me.

Creepy.

Patches is about as anti-nazi as a feline can get. She is pleased with the outcome of the events in the House of Representatives today.

However, she is also furious that it had to happen at all.

Damned nazi pricks.

Patches is losing her shit waiting for the federal government to do something about the terrorist in the White House.

Something. Anything.

Patches is freaking out. She keeps looking at the news and yelling, “do your effing job, Pence, you nutsackless twit!”

Kinda harsh, Miss Kitty. Harsh but accurate.

Miss Patches is not a terrorist, therefore she has not been added to the No Fly List.

Good job not being a terrorist, Miss Patches.