Patches wants me to just shut up and go to sleep so that she can crawl on top of my head.
Tag: Cat
Cheer Up
Patches wants me to cheer up. She ain’t no therapist though.
Surround Sound Cat
Patches often sacks out next to one of the back speakers.
PatchesVision
Patches finally watched last Friday’s episode of WandaVision and she’s just as confused as the rest of us.
Snow
Wanna know what the worst thing in New England is?
Having to get up before sunrise to shovel.
There wasn’t a lot today, just a couple of inches of very light and fluffy snow. I didn’t clean off the cars, but I did do all the shoveling and it only took half an hour or so. A successful morning, apart from the back pain, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck ass.
—Subject Change—
Our cat is traumatized. Our new robot pet (DJ*) Roomba kicked off at 3:00 AM again. It woke me up but didn’t keep me up, which is nice, but the cat…. oh the cat doesn’t like (DJ) Roomba at all. We’re not sure why but it kicks off a second time around 5:00 AM and as soon as it woke up Patches dashed into our room and hid under our new bed. The upside is that there is a lot more room for cats to hide under the new bed than there was under the old bed. So Ms Patches has that going for her.
*For those who aren’t in the know…
Attention
Someone wants some attention.
Displeased
Guess which member of our household is most displeased with the upheaval, not to mention the 1980’s Rush blaring from the bedroom.
Early or Late
Patches wonders if we are three months early for spring cleaning or nine months late.
The Man
Patches wants the COVID-19 vaccination but she doesn’t trust the government. She’s afraid of The Man, but is optimistic that by Wednesday things will be super different.
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