I get up to go to the bathroom (because I’m old and that’s what old people do at night) and come back to find this:

PILLOW THIEF!!!

Patches. The lady of the jungle. Ruler of all she surveys.

Cat pic for no reason.

Patches… sitting here in the dark… wondering where all of her hiding places went…

We moved so many things in the living room today that she’s completely out of sorts. I expect some dramatic vomit at some point tonight.

Sorry, cat.

Pillow cat 2022.

Patches is purring like crazy right now.

Will Patches recognize me after surgery?

Will she even care?

This is her new thing. Curling up on Jen’s pillow.