Patches can’t wait for the cellar to be finished so she can sneak down and barf on the new couch.

Patches has watched us watch 7+ seasons of How I Met Your Mother and she seems to kinda be done. Sorry cat, there are nine seasons. We aren’t even close to done yet.

I’m home from the office. Patches is overwhelmed with excitement.

Patches is staring at Jen in a slightly creepy manner.

Queen of the land.

What you looking at, red head.

I let Patches sit on my phone.

Patches just told me she can’t wait to go down cellar and vomit on the new floor. She’s a puke machine and there are so many new options for barfing destinations.

When the cellar flood happened two years ago we banned Patches from the cellar. Now that the cellar is being restored to new glory, Patches has been longing to return. Seriously. She’s been scratching at the cellar door and everything.

Just a couple more weeks, kitty. We are almost there.