This is her new thing. Curling up on Jen’s pillow.

This is her new thing. Curling up on Jen’s pillow.


Sneaky little bugger.


Patches is annoyed that I’m still awake. She wants me to fall asleep so she can vomit all over the house without being disturbed.

She’s purring like crazy right now. She sounds like an Italian sports car or something.


Patches says, “Barney Stinson is not a role model.”
The coffee maker has been temporarily relocated during the kitchen remodel fun. The cat doesn’t quite know how to feel about it.

Right on the couch? C’mon, Patches.


Look at her. She’s seething with rage.