Haiku for You #268

My favorite band,
Is going to tour next year.
I have to be there!

Haiku for You #267.2 – Bonus Haiku

I hate the Yankees.
I hate the fucking Yankees.
I hate the Yankees.

Red Sox take game one.
Makes me happy as can be!
Can we take game two?

MLB Playoffs.
The fun starts this afternoon.
I hate the Yankees.

Red Sox vs Yankees.
The grudge match of the decade.
Game one is Tuesday.

The magic number,
For a Red Sox playoff berth,
Is down to just one.

I need a topic,
For my daily haiku post.
Nothing comes to me.

My unhappy brain,
Just will not leave me alone.
Why do you hurt me?

Worst headache day yet.
Did my wife discover why?
Nice find, webmd!

Kidney stones are jerks.
Have I mentioned that before?
Better out than in.