Harry didn’t try out for Jazz Band until his senior year. The Jazz Band just finished up their portion of the band concert. He had a keyboard solo on the last song. Words cannot express how proud I am. It was downright epic. Great job!
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Skin or No?
The whole front of the house has been mowed. Next is the side and then the back. Speaking of backs, mine hurts a lot. When I say a lot I mean a ton. When I say a ton I mean a mountain range sized hurt. I took some Tylenol an hour ago. Just imagine how much this would hurt without it. Yikes.
Slight subject change. What is this?
I often find garter snakes hanging out on the lawn mower when I bring it out. There was a little guy on it today, in fact. My first thought was this thing is a snake skin. Now I’m not sure. Now I think it’s some kind of coating that used to be on the pull starter’s rope.
Either way, it’s a backyard mystery.
Cut
Today is the day you die, tall grass. Today is the day I cut you down.
My name is Robert the Red head. You made my yard look ugly. Prepare to die.
Ya Take the Good Ya Take the Bad
My father coming home from the hospital was good. Everything else today was kinda shitty. For example, the minute I got home tonight this little animal barfed all over the place.
But, as a wise television show about teenage girls once taught us, you take the good… you take the bad… you take them both and then you have… the facts of life. Yeah, the facts of life.
Savior
This stupid little thing is the only thing keeping me from jumping off the roof when I work from my parents’ house.
The breeze it produces is gentle yet glorious.
12 Pack Fail
Picked up a 12 pack of Diet Pepsi from the cabinet in the dining room. Started walking to the back door so I could put it in the car and take it to Mom’s house….
Rrrrrrrrrip.
Crash.
The 12 pack had one job: let me carry 12, 12 ounce cans of soda with one hand.
It totally failed its one job.
Jerk.
The Return of the Desk Kitty
It’s been a long time since Ms Patches has joined me for work, but here she is today, paying a visit.
Splash
- Place the water bottle on the end table
- Open the water bottle
- Accidentally tip over the water bottle
- Spill the water bottle
- Wear the water that spilled out of the water bottle
Damn it.
MST3K Again
I’ve kidnapped Harry and forced him to watch a Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode.
I may have a problem.
Not Game Day
When I woke up this morning I was positive the Bruins game was tonight. I even wore a Bruins t-shit to celebrate.
Unfortunately game three is not tonight, it’s tomorrow night. Even worse, game one between the Jets and Canadiens is tonight and the Canadiens are up 3-1 late in the second.
What the hell, bro??
