A haiku for the end of the world……
It all ends Monday.
The shit hits the fan for real.
Same shit, different term.
A haiku for the end of the world……
It all ends Monday.
The shit hits the fan for real.
Same shit, different term.
Two cats napping on a Friday night. What excitement.
trump is a nazi.
Scum of the earth dontcha know.
Rot in hell, asshole.
When the doctor says, “this isn’t going to hurt”…….
……and then it hurts.
Is that a lie or is it just some clever misdirection?
A political haiku for you… well… more like a lament for the country I used to live in done in haiku form. Artsy and shit.
Inauguration.
I can’t deal with him again.
It’s so depressing.
We’re doing the conference call shuffle around here today.
I have a meeting at 12:30. I’ll be there. But wait, now I have a second meeting at the same time. You go to this one and I’ll go to the other one. But wait, the first meeting is cancelled. Good, I’ll go to the other meeting. But wait, that meeting is moving and another meeting is taking its place.
Monday, Monday. Can’t trust that day. Just don’t do what they did on Friday. Don’t book me into a meeting at 1:00pm. That’s my lunch time. Pretty please don’t mess with my lunch time.
I said this in a post yesterday but the cats can’t take their eyes off of Friends.
They just can’t look away.
Another installment of Suck it, Morbid Obesity theater…

My glasses have those transitions lenses. You know, they tint themselves in bright light so they act as sunglasses when needed. When the light is dimmer the lenses un-tint themselves.
Yesterday we got an inch or two of snow. Not much, but enough to need to clean it up. I did a lot of it yesterday when I went out to the store. It snowed enough afterwards that everything was covered again. I went out and shoveled it all this morning, including the path to the side of the house where we keep the trash barrels and in front of the fire hydrant that’s on the end of our property. I also put some ice melt down on the driveway. We’re good to go. Our personal snow removal is complete.
If you’ve ever been outside after a fresh snowfall you know that it is super bright. If the sun is out, it reflects off the snow and everything around you is super bright. The transitions lenses come in handy on days like this.
I’ve been back inside for 15 minutes now and the lenses have yet to un-tint themselves. It’s like I am walking around at midnight with all the lights off.
Fun.