The Scroll Wheel is Dead, Long Live the Scroll Wheel

I take a mouse with me when I work in the office. It’s not the same mouse I use when I work at home, it’s actually the mouse that came with the last desktop computer I was issued at work back in… 1862? Something like that? 2016 maybe?

I was using the scroll wheel to scroll through an email and it just stopped working. I closed the browser and reopened it, thinking it was a software issue. Nope, it still didn’t work. I rebooted my laptop (issued to me in 2021, I think) because I thought it might be a hardware thing outside of the mouse itself. Nope.

The scroll wheel is dead.

I went to Amazon and ordered a cheap-o wireless mouse to replace it. I found a few of various levels of cheapness, then took one of the cheaper ones so that I could spend a little more for overnight delivery to make sure I had it as soon as possible.

Long live the scroll wheel.

On an unrelated note, there have been no stomach issues today. Kick ass. It’s not even 4:00pm yet and I am already close to hitting my water goal, close to having all of my vitamins in, and sort of close to hitting my protein goal. After yesterday’s dietary B.S., things are looking really good today. Killer.

Okay, less than 1.75 hours left in the work day. I have to somehow get through the rest of the day without having a scroll wheel. How did we do it in the old days? How did we even survive without scroll wheels?

Commute

Wednesday is my in-the-office day. I took my photo a day pic while stopped in a traffic jam. You know, like ya do.

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I took a couple of alternates too. Looking back now I think the alternates look better… but the one I picked for the photo a day had a bridge in it so… yeah, winner.

Expensive Meals

Daily writing prompt
What’s the most money you’ve ever spent on a meal? Was it worth it?

This is a tough one. I can give you what the meal was, and a few options on where it was, but I can’t recall how much it cost.

It was definitely a steak dinner. We went through a phase where we liked going to really fancy steak restaurants and blowing the monthly dinning out budget in one shot. They were always steak places. Near home it was usually The Capital Grille in Burlington, MA though it could also have been Ruth’s Chris Steak House in the old state house building in Boston. There was also our first Ruth’s Chris visit which was in San Diego on our honeymoon. We had been at the beach and were sweaty and gross and just stopped at a restaurant for dinner, not realizing it was a super high end place. We felt massively under-dressed in our shorts and t-shirts, but oh my goodness was the meal spectacular. One other possibility was a place in Kissimmee, FL called Charley’s Steak House. We went there a few times and it was always excellent. The exception being an appetizer we had on our first visit. It was a year before we were married and we went with our friends Larry and Nawal. Larry and I were feeling adventurous and ordered an appetizer called Alligator Bites. I mean, it was Florida… why not eat some alligator, right? I had one bite and managed to get it down. It was absolutely vile. Larry tried one bite but had to spit it out. That was the end of our alligator culinary experience. The steak was incredible though.

For the question of how much we spent… I really don’t know. It was a lot. Like, a ridiculous amount. Like maybe $30 a steak, or possibly $40 a steak. Something like that. It was the kind of thing you do once a year at most, and we haven’t spent that much on a meal since pre-pandemic. We’ve probably come close at a couple of higher end Disney World resort restaurants, but I don’t think we’ve ever matched one of those Steak Houses. Jen has a better memory and she might correct me if she gets a chance to read this masterpiece of a post. I’ll add an addendum if she does.

Was it worth it? Oh, hells yes. It was absolutely worth it for the quality of the food, but also for the overall experience. You’re bill includes paying for the level of service you get at a place like that. The staff treat you like royalty. It’s really amazing. It’s fun to be a middle class, white collar flunky and pretend you’re upper class, upper crust types for one evening. It’s practically pampering. The whole experience is just as impressive as the ultra-impressive meal.

I definitely recommend giving a place like these a try if you can, just be prepared to blow a huge chunk of your monthly meals budget in one stop. Save up for a while if you need to. Good luck.

When Your Stomach is a Jerk but You’re a Bigger Jerk

Havin’ one of those days, I guess. One of those gastric bypass surgery recovery kind of days.

I woke up with a stomach ache this morning. It was bad but not too bad. I thought it was a sign that I was going to have a rough day but after a little time in the little boys room (TMI, sorry) I was a lot better. I still waited a while before I had anything to eat. When I did have breakfast it was free of any issues. I guess my problems worked themselves out, right?

Sometimes I have stomach pain when I am hungry. My stomach is empty and it lets me know by hurting a bit. I fix it by having a little something to eat and then the pain goes away. That happened today at around 11:30. That’s when I screwed up my whole day.

I had a snack. Unfortunately it was too big of a snack. It took a little too long to get through it, and it was too much. I have to wait 60 minutes after eating before I can have a drink, and I needed to have a drink to take my lunch time vitamins, and then I have to wait 15 minutes before I can eat again. The snack meant I wasn’t going to be able to have a drink before it was time to make lunch, which meant my lunch time vitamins were going to wait until late afternoon at least. It also meant that I wasn’t quite hungry when lunch time came. I managed to have something but it left me low on my protein count going into dinner.

Then what happened? I had something to drink, but not quite enough to hit my daily goal, and I had my afternoon vitamins, but by the time I punched out of work I had a hungry stomach ache again. Oh good. I had a small protein snack as I was cooking dinner, knowing it was going to mess up my dinner the same way I messed up my lunch. I had a tiny snack this time and my stomach ache was already inching back by the time I sat down to dinner. It still left me feeling super full really fast though and I couldn’t finish dinner.

The cherry on top? I paused dinner while I was feeling full because I really wanted to finish my chicken and mashed potatoes and broccoli but 10 minutes after I paused dinner I had myself a nasty dose of the foamies. I felt nauseous out of the blue but I didn’t throw up. That’s good, right?

So now it’s almost 8:00 and I am still behind on my liquid goal and my protein goal and I still have a dose of vitamins to get through tonight. I am 100% sure I am going to reach all three goals, but I am also really ticked off at myself for screwing up my whole schedule today. All because my stomach was bothering me when I woke up.

Nice work, red head.

Shutter Speed Demonstration

I didn’t see the water overflowing our roof gutter until after I declared my photo a day complete for today. Oh well. Instead we’ll use it to demonstrate the difference between a fast shutter speed and a slow shutter speed because we’re all about the knowledge here on the ol’ Robbie Bloggie.

This is falling water with a fast shutter speed:

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f2, 1/2500 second

Now here is the same view with a slow shutter speed:

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f16, 1/40 second

Wasn’t that fascinating? Don’t you feel like you learned something? Yeah, you’re welcome.

Uninteresting By Choice

Daily writing prompt
Scour the news for an entirely uninteresting story. Consider how it connects to your life. Write about that.

I’ve been posting this blog in one form or another for years. There are entries dating back to 2006, but the nearly daily posts go back to November 2008. In all that time if I were to count posts that are uninteresting I would guess that the total count would be exactly equal to the total number of posts that exist… know what I mean? My stuff ain’t that interesting unless you’re… me.

Now today, the daily writing prompt is asking me to find an uninteresting story and write about it. So it wants me to find a fellow uninteresting thing and then choose to write an uninteresting post about it.

Okay, I guess. I can dig it. To the Google News I go.

I set the search field for stories posted within the last 24 hours because I figured I should make sure we’re keeping things current and relevant and stuff. This is the world beater I came up with:

Solid Waste Container Replacements for Kingman

Now the gist of the prompt is to read the article, figure out how it relates to me, and then write about it. Okay, I can do that.

The article is about city trash pick up where the city is providing the barrels, right? Well, as luck would have it today is trash pick up day in my neighborhood, and my city provided trash and recycling barrels are on the street awaiting pick up.

Other than that, this doesn’t relate to me at all… which I have to believe was actually the point of this exercise. Right? Sure feels that way, doesn’t it?

Okay then… daily writing prompt post written, breakfast eaten, morning exercise finished, really nasty gastric bypass stomach issues that I woke up with dealt with and hopefully passed for the day… Okay. I guess we’re good to go for the day then. Happy Tuesday, planet Earth.

Photo a Day

I have been terribly busy at work today so I took this pic for my photo a day challenge at lunchtime today.

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Zero thought went into this, but it’s done and done. Now I have one hour and 40 minutes of work day to get through before I go and get my hair cut. What a day, kids. What a day.

Oh, and our flight home from Florida next month may have randomly been cancelled today. Hooray, right?