Author: robertjames1971

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Shoelace Time

Jen broke out the shoelace and the cats went crazy.

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I cropped the hell out of these, but you don’t mind, do you?

I have a feeling that today might be one of those days where I flirt with a new record for most blog posts in one 24 hour period. I don’t know what the record for me is. It’s over 10, I know that. I just have a feeling that today might be one of those days, you know? Forgive me, please?

Random Pics from Last Night

I took a few pictures with my iPhone last night. I figure I’ll share a few of the decent-ish ones. It has been almost exactly four years since I’ve experienced live music. I knew I missed it, but I wasn’t aware of how much I missed it. I am not going to be able to wait four years before I get more. I did wear a mask through the whole show though. Some things have definitely changed over the last four years.

Anyway, random pics:

First Impressions

What’s the first impression you want to give people?

daily writing prompt

This is a tough one. I don’t think I’ve ever considered it. I think maybe the first impression I want to give depends on the situation. If the first impression I get from someone is “good person” then the first impression I want to give is “good person”. If the first impression I get is “colossal douchebag” then the first impression I want to give is “I think you’re a colossal douchebag, go away”.

I suppose there are a few impressions I’d like to give off when first meeting someone new. Here’s a bit of a list of things.

  • I am not a colossal douchebag
  • I might be smart, but I am not sure. Hopefully I am smarter than I think I am
  • If you are a decent person I will be your ally. If you are a fascist then go die in a fire or something
  • I don’t care how you live your life or who you fall in love with or where you or your family come from. I only care that you are happy and content. Unless you are a fascist, in which case you can go eat a great big bag of VD encrusted dicks

Okay… maybe those things are a little too complicated to be first impressions. How about this:

I am nice, even though I am really shy and not very good socially.

Yeah… that’s probably it. That probably sums me up all right.

(Sort of Almost) Daily Haiku for You #86

Today’s haiku for you is inspired by a TV show on AppleTV+ that I started watching the other day.

I changed my mind because the haiku I came up with was a smidge spoilery and I didn’t want to ruin a show for anyone, even though it’s been out for over a year. I have to come up with something else. This one is about a show my wife is watching as I sit here typing this.

Golden Bachelor,
Doing the fantasy suites.
Let’s watch old folks screw.