I heard that there was white smoke in Rome today. This was my first response:
Turns out the new pope is an American. Weird, huh? Dude’s going to speak English with an accent that I can understand. Too bad I’m not catholic anymore. It might mean something to me if I were.
Here’s a cat to celebrate:
Here’s another cat to keep celebrating. The new pope stole the thunder from my birthday. What a jerk. At least he’s not maga. Civilization has that going for it, I guess.
Inside the Red Head's Head 
I last checked the news about an hour after the pope announcement. Has cheato taken credit yet?
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I love the dry humor in your post! “Here is a cat to celebrate…”…”Here is another cat…”- Is there a better way to honor this event?;)
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